29.4k Nerfaddict Comments

  • Cylinder Grip Interaction and XML 2.1 years ago

    I don't now what any of this means, but cool

    +20
  • v1.12.200 beta is now available 7 months ago

    "from here on out, simpleplanes development shall be passed on to the modder community"

    +19
  • Player Power 3.1 years ago

    mouse wheel go

    BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    +19
  • SimpleDoom High Graphics 4 months ago

    "Probably through use of the label part, simpleplanes will run doom at some point"

    Nerfaddict, 1.2 years ago

    WHAT DID I TELL YA

    +18
  • KMS Bismarck 1.5 years ago

    From the mist, a shape, a ship, is taking form
    And the silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm
    Sign of power, show of force
    Raise the anchor, battleship's plotting its course

    Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
    Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean

    He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
    To lead the war machine
    To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
    The terror of the seas
    The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine

    Two thousand men, and fifty thousand tons of steel
    Set the course for the Atlantic with the Allies on their heel
    Firepower, firefight
    Battle Stations, keep the targets steady in sight

    Into formation, the hunt has begun
    Death and damnation, the fleet is coming

    He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
    To lead the war machine
    To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
    The terror of the seas
    The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine

    At the bottom of the ocean, the depths of the abyss
    They are bound by iron and blood
    The flagship of the navy, the terror of the seas
    His guns have gone silent at last

    Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
    Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean

    He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
    To lead the war machine
    To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
    The terror of the seas
    The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine

    To lead the war machine
    To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
    The terror of the seas
    Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
    To lead the war machine
    To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
    The terror of the seas
    Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine

    +15
  • White Users be like: 2.2 years ago

    a few things
    -What in the name of god did I just watch
    -I can see this being made
    -What in the name of god did I just watch

    +15
  • Flying in a Real Airplane!!!! 2.2 years ago

    does this count as "SPVR IRL"

    +15
  • v1.12.200 beta is now available 7 months ago

    OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING, EVERYBODY STAY CALM, WE ARE ON OUR OWN NOW, STAY CALM!!!!!!

    +13
  • YAMATO 1945 2.4 years ago

    "watch me turn my phone into an IED"

    +13
  • The Bad Piggy 2.9 years ago

    The real OGs played this game on a tablet during a car trip for like 3 hours

    +13
  • PSA : Quit asking for mobile versions of mods. 2.9 years ago

    it's even worse when true noobs ask for IOS

    +12
  • Thoughts about the Songsan Dolphin 3.6 years ago

    china is a paper user (white badge)

    +12
  • How do I cause a controversy? 2.0 years ago

    German corsair

    +11
  • SOME OF YOU MAY FIND THIS INFORMATIVE 2.8 years ago

    @F104Deathtrap @RandomUser09
    grabs popcorn

    +11
  • Leaked Nuclear Codes Of Japan one year ago

    this ain't war thunder dude

    +10
  • Is this a track? 1.2 years ago

    what if we used 100% of our brain?
    This, this is the result

    +10
  • What happened to Spicyninja? 2.0 years ago

    Posts German Corsair
    Yeet Bois
    Refuses to elaborate further
    Leaves

    +10
  • Player Content of the Year 2.3 years ago

    People here saying they're first. However I watched this video on youtube before it was even posted here.

    +10
  • SPVR Update - Control Base 2.6 years ago

    this is gonna make thrust vectoring much easier

    +9
  • Infinite power 3.1 years ago

    Reading Terms And Policies Be Like:

    +9
  • Stalking Block 9 months ago

    You thought you deleted the blender cube

    It came back

    And now it wants revenge

    +8
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    +8
  • KMS Bismarck 2.3 years ago

    From the mist, a shape, a ship, is taking form
    And the silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm
    Sign of power, show of force
    Raise the anchor, battleship's plotting its course

    Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
    Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean

    He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
    To lead the war machine
    To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
    The terror of the seas
    The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine

    Two thousand men, and fifty thousand tons of steel
    Set the course for the Atlantic with the Allies on their heel
    Firepower, firefight
    Battle Stations, keep the targets steady in sight

    Into formation, the hunt has begun
    Death and damnation, the fleet is coming

    He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
    To lead the war machine
    To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
    The terror of the seas
    The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine

    At the bottom of the ocean, the depths of the abyss
    They are bound by iron and blood
    The flagship of the navy, the terror of the seas
    His guns have gone silent at last

    Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
    Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean

    He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
    To lead the war machine
    To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
    The terror of the seas
    The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine

    To lead the war machine
    To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
    The terror of the seas
    Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
    To lead the war machine
    To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
    The terror of the seas
    Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine

    +8
  • Mobile Multiplayer 3.1 years ago

    Screw you hahahahahahaahahhaha!!!!🤣🤣

    +8
  • Very interesting thing I learned today. 3.1 years ago

    Tsar bomba go brrr

    +8
  • Vietnam Veteran AMA 4.4 years ago

    @AndrewGarrison This is a little off topic but is that where name of that one stock fighter came from?

    +8
  • v1.12.200 beta is now available 7 months ago

    @SamCentral THIS IS OUR FINAL MEAL BOI

    +7
  • I’m 13. 11 months ago

    @MrSilverWolf "yes officer this person right here"

    +7
  • CHAT GPT RECOGNIZED SIMPLEPLANES one year ago

    We have established basic immortallity

    +7
  • The Ohbu Island 1.2 years ago

    Imagine this as an android compatable map mod

    +7
  • Bumper Car 1.4 years ago

    Ah yes
    Repeated whiplash

    +7
  • SHONBORI’s carrot Dance 1.9 years ago

    Due to the following post radiating a dangerously high cute energy, Nerfaddict.ai has temporarily stopped responding, regular cognitive and coherent function should resume shortly

    +7
  • The most relatable SP .gif you've ever seen 2.3 years ago

    que me offsetting the parts by tenths of a millimeter

    +7
  • Ankha Zone~ 2.4 years ago

    O H G O D

    +7
  • "Hello World"???? 2.7 years ago

    Wow
    You can truly build anything in simpleplanes
    Good job

    +7
  • Austin Mini Special 1977 3.5 years ago

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    +7
  • FS-21 Flanker Eagle 3.9 years ago

    Brain.AI has stopped Responding to prevent further damage

    +7
  • periodic table of e l e m e n t s 5.0 years ago

    I was going to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon

    +7
  • FPS limit 5.1 years ago

    Note to self: do not use Overload to set limit to 0

    +7
  • Spitfire that doesnt f@@@ing fly 5 months ago

    @13 @AirFrance747400
    Translated:
    I can't help but share my discovery! You will love tourism in Israel! There are many options for vacation spots, at fantastic prices of course! The local authorities provide visas for free and it seems that they add a little soul to my trip on Israel Trips. Then the vacation would be fantastic and impressive, profound and original. Our vacation was very pleasant for the first time and of course without the slightest fear of terrorists. Find your Israel Trips vacation now, don't miss the chance!

    +6
  • Daddy long legs 6 months ago

    These guys still trigger my arachnophobia a bit, but they are the definition of V I B E : they just stand in one spot all day unless disturbed

    +6
  • Go home simpleplanes your drunk 11 months ago

    the following text is meant as a joke
    |
    apparently you're drunk too because it's You're, not Your

    +6
  • I may be caught one year ago

    If you don't get caught
    You ain't breaking any rules

    +6
  • Floatplane Tug one year ago

    You basically just Bullpup'd a truck

    +6
  • TV-8 Nuclear Tank 1.2 years ago

    They forgot to take caps lock off on the turret

    +6
  • 30,000 PART CREATION 2.3 years ago

    AYO WATCH ME TURN MY PHONE INTO A NUKE

    +6
  • >>The missile knows where it is<< 2.5 years ago

    The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance sub-system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position where it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event of the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has required a variation. The variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too, may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computance scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subracts where it should be, from where it wasn't, or vice versa. By differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was. It is able to obtain a deviation, and a variation, which is called "error"

    +6
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 2.5 years ago

    this comments section uneases even the likes of me

    +6
  • SP Physics being moderately funny 2.6 years ago

    "is it possible to learn this power"

    +6
  • Anti-Personnel Landmine 3.2 years ago

    still hurts less than stepping on the following:
    -sand spur
    -charging block with the prong up
    -4 sided dice
    -Small toy dinosaurs
    -toy cars
    -Electrical cords (especially the head)
    -a bent staple
    -certain knex pieces

    +6