Pov her: 👻
Pov you: 😭
Pov me: 🤓
Pov lung: 🫁
Pov Kazakhstan: 🇰🇿
Pov her, but like if she was polish: 🇵🇱👻🇵🇱
Pov pov: 👁👄👁
Pov you, but if you were not secretly Albanian: 😭🚫🇦🇱
Pov you if you were Serbian: 😭🚫🇦🇱
Pov you if you were drafted during the Vietnam war: 🪖😭🚁🌲🌲🌴🌴🌳🌳🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🧨🧨💣💣💣🔫🔫🔫 fortunate son 🪖🪖🪖🇺🇸🇫🇷🇦🇺🚫🇻🇳
Pov you if you if you you if you: 🤡
What is napoleon pizza? Is it perhaps one thats cold and hungry? As he failed to invade Russia due to winter? Or is it a pizza that after put on a isolated resort esc island returns to France to take control of the government again?
@KorKaiorWhatever ah yes, because you have zero animals of which a fence can stop. As we all know fences only stop puny American animals. XD
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But a raccoon isn't stopped by a mere fence. They will find a way through, actually a 300mm thick steel bunker is an American standard, fully equipped with a 250mm steel door with biometric security systems. Its in every home, and is specifically there to stop raccoons.
WARTHUNDER!! Only when your lobbys not filled with incels. Which typically never happens
Limp Bizkits in the house yall
4 nah dog, you can keep your Cyprus, I dont want it. Its probably not a food and a city. But still. But seriously I have no reason to want to travel to that part of the world.
Tax fraud. You should commit tax fraud, it'll work trust king <3
(For legal reasons, I am required to state that this infact will not work, and that you should not do that, otherwise you will idk receive some form of punishment from the IRS, yes THAT IRS idc their gunna get you)
Dear simpleplanes, this is the most hilarious content, ever.
All jokes aside, your extremely talented. And by talented i mean you worked hard. Fabulous work!
He's named ЛБРМ (LBRM) or Легкая бронированная Разведывательная Машина. Which means Light Armored Reconnaissance Vehicle. Ans since this is the VD variant, that means he can fly. Well fall, with style
@Boeing727200F tbh im not sure how to fix that. The previous one i used was blocked in parts of Asia, so I suppose its somthing similar. But here ill describe it to you
Picture a guided bomb, with wings and six hellfires strapped to the fuselage. Its also sky blue camo
Oh I should also mention that unlike some other systems that do similar things. This one is completely cut off from the cockpit. Not strings or hidden anything! I feel it need mention as has probably been done before using that method
Now the screenshots dont do it justice, as its firing at one target and going in a straight line. But it atleast helps represent what its capable of (i hope)
Pov her: 👻
Pov you: 😭
Pov me: 🤓
Pov lung: 🫁
Pov Kazakhstan: 🇰🇿
Pov her, but like if she was polish: 🇵🇱👻🇵🇱
Pov pov: 👁👄👁
Pov you, but if you were not secretly Albanian: 😭🚫🇦🇱
Pov you if you were Serbian: 😭🚫🇦🇱
Pov you if you were drafted during the Vietnam war: 🪖😭🚁🌲🌲🌴🌴🌳🌳🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🧨🧨💣💣💣🔫🔫🔫 fortunate son 🪖🪖🪖🇺🇸🇫🇷🇦🇺🚫🇻🇳
Pov you if you if you you if you: 🤡
@DeeganWithABazooka well yes that is one of its upsides
(Note: the loadout is bouta be nuclear)
Hellkeska if it was American
(See the joke, is obesity)
Haters will say it's fake
+2Who's Jericho? And who gave him a trumpet? Doesn't anyone know what kinda damage he could cause?
+4Who's mig? And why are there 29 of them? And whose Fulcrum? And why is he in the IRIAF???
+1What is napoleon pizza? Is it perhaps one thats cold and hungry? As he failed to invade Russia due to winter? Or is it a pizza that after put on a isolated resort esc island returns to France to take control of the government again?
+3You should make a car version of this
+1@SpetzavodHeavyIndustries uh cool. Can't wait!
@Unwanted you dare upset the Lumber supply. How could you apparently
+1@KorKaiorWhatever hoc
@KorKaiorWhatever horse on car
+1@KorKaiorWhatever oh, that Cyprus... and yes Turkey is better.
As in spelling wise. Not politically wise. I have no opinion there
@KorKaiorWhatever btw do you prefer it called Turkey or Türkiye?
@KorKaiorWhatever ah yes raccoons the most ferocious. Also i thought turkey had bears?
@KorKaiorWhatever as a fellow American my buddy @Karroc9522 can back this up. He has one too, right buster?
@KorKaiorWhatever ah yes, because you have zero animals of which a fence can stop. As we all know fences only stop puny American animals. XD
.
But a raccoon isn't stopped by a mere fence. They will find a way through, actually a 300mm thick steel bunker is an American standard, fully equipped with a 250mm steel door with biometric security systems. Its in every home, and is specifically there to stop raccoons.
Uh no offense ofc. Not sure how you would take a fence. But still
@KorKaiorWhatever no
Liechtenstein 🇱🇮
@KorKaiorWhatever
savory
@KorKaiorWhatever what? Thats how i made mine?
(no. Its not)
- devil dogs baby! (I wish to join the USMC)
- WARTHUNDER!! Only when your lobbys not filled with incels. Which typically never happens
- Limp Bizkits in the house yall
+14 nah dog, you can keep your Cyprus, I dont want it. Its probably not a food and a city. But still. But seriously I have no reason to want to travel to that part of the world.
I disagree of that second one. I feel with everything theres a happy medium. But yes Hawaiian pizza is the best
Tax fraud. You should commit tax fraud, it'll work trust king <3
(For legal reasons, I am required to state that this infact will not work, and that you should not do that, otherwise you will idk receive some form of punishment from the IRS, yes THAT IRS idc their gunna get you)
Nah, salty
Dear simpleplanes, this is the most hilarious content, ever.
+1All jokes aside, your extremely talented. And by talented i mean you worked hard. Fabulous work!
When do we get the Apollonome (L)?
Ik top tier joke
@MahBucket so so, true. Very very true.
Tomato
Huh, must be a new... aerodynamic design very.. uh... blocky. No offense ofc
@excd yeah, I figured its bout time it made a cameo lol
He's named ЛБРМ (LBRM) or Легкая бронированная Разведывательная Машина. Which means Light Armored Reconnaissance Vehicle. Ans since this is the VD variant, that means he can fly. Well fall, with style
@DeeganWithABazooka
@Karroc9522
+1@SchmooveBrain
@SuperSuperTheSylph
@SpetzavodHeavyIndustries
@YarisHatchback
@excd
@KorKaiorWhatever
@KorKaiorWhatever a complete whatchamacall it
Who's mirage? And why do they have 4,000 one year anniversaries?
@excd sorry I haven't updated your name yet lol
@KorKaiorWhatever a bounafied thingy magigy
@Boeing727200F ow, hurtful
@KorKaiorWhatever yes its a certified thingamabob
@Karroc9522
ghost
@Boeing727200F tbh im not sure how to fix that. The previous one i used was blocked in parts of Asia, so I suppose its somthing similar. But here ill describe it to you
Picture a guided bomb, with wings and six hellfires strapped to the fuselage. Its also sky blue camo
@KorKaiorWhatever I appreciate the kind words lol. But there stuff is much superior to mine
Oh I should also mention that unlike some other systems that do similar things. This one is completely cut off from the cockpit. Not strings or hidden anything! I feel it need mention as has probably been done before using that method
Now the screenshots dont do it justice, as its firing at one target and going in a straight line. But it atleast helps represent what its capable of (i hope)
@Eagleman010
@Karroc9522
@DeeganWithABazooka
@Halcyon215
@X99STRIKER
@Luky44
@4u
@SchmooveBrain
@SuperSuperTheSylph