I make a statement about AWESOMENESS360.
He runs towards me with a flaming meter stick and dies. Derp launches 18 Intercontinental ballistic missles at AWESOMENESS360 but he is already dead.
Derp drags me to a dark room and tazed me and tackles me. I call 911 on his computer but there’s no choice. I began to kill him by pinning him to the ground and started slicing off his limbs with a wooden sword. After doing this 3 times AWESOMENESS360 sacrificed a freaking flying wing bomber and killed both of us.
But we respawned and I broke derp’s eardrums and attempted to vomit on him.
I decided to pin him and tackle him and kill him for 2 more times before strapping him to a board and lowered him into spikes. Later I a took a pee on Derp’s wounds hoping he will get infected with a random disease but soon AWESOMENESS360 revives and gives him a rifle which I stole. Later he stole the stolen rifle back and I YEETED a universe into AWESOMENESS360’s mouth. Derp, the person who I wanted to kill all this time wanted to secretly kill us all by eating the universe. He did and we died and then we called truce. The end
Warning: 25% of the comments will be pinned on sight
So we have 3 years to complete this challenge?
@Gluck
+3No but as I said, I will find you... and I will kill you
Dear fellow humans, whatever you do, don’t upvote this comment.
If you wish to well...
I will find you... and I will stalk you... and I will kill you.Edit: fu[censored] looks like I’ll have to kill somebody today
+5@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3Yes. Maybe it’s Gluck but there’s another dude doing it but it’s not me
Hey @WiiMini
You should have done this for the thumbnail
clicccc for your dic- ok I’ll stop with the jokes
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3Wait a minute is it gone forever?
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3I mean it’s probrably something to do with removing something
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3But you see, there this thing called “guessing your exams”
@Kaiteniisan
Oh my god the madlad is actually doing it
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3Fuc- I failed the 3 question SAT test
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3They took you to remove your 2 inscisors
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3Yea. I literally am you
Yo Kaiteniisan Can I borrow some of those points?
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3Your bulbous glandis is an erectile tissue structure on the penis of canid mammals like you.
Oh god the reflections and the blurry cars...
+3Anyways...
Slowest updoot in da west
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3Jokes on you
I am you
Smart boi
I had a heart attack from the title ngl
Let’s have a moment of SCREAMING for those who got unwanted notifications
+3This plane’s comment section is basicly discord between the three of us lol
+4@Iamplane001
+1lololoololololollololololololololololollololoololololllolololoololololololollolololololololoololloololloololloololloololololololol9lololololololooololololol0lo0lol0lol0lol0ll0l00lol0ll00l0l0l0lloolololololololololololoolololi0i0i0ilolololololololol@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3lols and then dies
lololololololololololololololololololllolololololololoollololololololololoolololololololololololololloollololololloolollololoololololololollolololololololollolololololollololololololololololollololololololololololololololololololololllolololololololoollololololololololoolololololololololololololloollololololloolollololoololololololollolololololololollolololololollololololololololololollololololololololololololololololololololllolololololololoollololololololololoolololololololololololololloollololololloolollololoololololololollolololololololollolololololollololololololololololollololololololololololololololololololololllolololololololoollololololololololoolololololololololololololloollololololloolollololoololololololollolololololololollolololololollololololololololololollolo
+1@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3hands a stop sign
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+2Ok here is a
S0p
hands s0p
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3Fine
@WiiMini
+1Your search history be like:
Person holding water gun
Rick Astley never gonna give you up no copyright
Walmart.
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3Wanna team up and kill everybody that we see?
Hold on, is the thumbnail actually a censored image of you?
Fingernail
@AWESOMENESS360
+3Don’t worry, peta won’t sue us, human flesh is fine, animal flesh is not
Happy cake day
Holy crap I just visited the pet store and there are 12 dead bodies and a Soyacfartala what the heck do I do
+3Let’s suppose me and QuitePossiblyMangled is spying on you. What will you do?
@Gluck
+3...
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3So I can shoot him whenever he refuses
@AWESOMENESS360
+3Cock’s gun
@AWESOMENESS360
+3Scream for your life before we continue
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3A player has taken a shi* on a post you are followingAnyways...
A player has commented on a post you are following
+3I like it salted and crumbling bacon that’s burnt and crunchy
+1@DerpTheSoyacfartala @AWESOMENESS360
+3True
“Do something to me in the comments”
Ohohohoho don’t expect it to b...Read more
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3I thought you were a human corpse to play with
T
Also, is this a TEASER?
@PapaKernels
No we’re talking about the 404 downloads it’s kinda a meme thingy
Our role play in a nutshell:
I make a statement about AWESOMENESS360.
He runs towards me with a flaming meter stick and dies. Derp launches 18 Intercontinental ballistic missles at AWESOMENESS360 but he is already dead.
Derp drags me to a dark room and tazed me and tackles me. I call 911 on his computer but there’s no choice. I began to kill him by pinning him to the ground and started slicing off his limbs with a wooden sword. After doing this 3 times AWESOMENESS360 sacrificed a freaking flying wing bomber and killed both of us.
But we respawned and I broke derp’s eardrums and attempted to vomit on him.
+4I decided to pin him and tackle him and kill him for 2 more times before strapping him to a board and lowered him into spikes. Later I a took a pee on Derp’s wounds hoping he will get infected with a random disease but soon AWESOMENESS360 revives and gives him a rifle which I stole. Later he stole the stolen rifle back and I YEETED a universe into AWESOMENESS360’s mouth. Derp, the person who I wanted to kill all this time wanted to secretly kill us all by eating the universe. He did and we died and then we called truce.
The end
Bruh this entire RP lasted 235 comments
+3