11.7k JesusChrist Comments

  • The AI is trash. 3.2 years ago

    @ReinMcDeer The stuff i mentioned has been a problem and constantly complained about for years, a update like that would be great, but the devs never even commented on any of those things, so i'm not sure if it will ever happen. Maybe they're trying to finish SR2 first and then making a sequel to SimplePlanes that fixes all of that, but who knows.

    +1
  • added controllable people like astronauts in simplerockets 2 3.2 years ago

    If they did add this it would only work with a new preset cockpit, not the custom ones added in 1.11. Plus i'm not sure if the game can even support this kind of stuff to be honest.

    +1
  • agility 3.2 years ago

    @BeastHunter You tagged striker twice lol

    +1
  • L A S E R 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada k lol

    +1
  • Game soft locking in designer when trying to edit the craft instructions 3.2 years ago

    @7 For me it sometimes adds a invisible character at the end of every line that messes up formatting, no idea why that happens.

    +1
  • CAN ANYONE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE THIS POSSIBLE 3.2 years ago

    I don't think anyone here is willing to do something like this, especially not for free. You're better off commissioning an artist to make the map and then importing it to the game with a label.

    +1
  • Leaving SimplePlanes 3.2 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming teleports back No it wasn't teleports away

    +1
  • Leaving SimplePlanes 3.2 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming Why do you have so many of these? You know what, i'm out of here, have fun with your explosive food. teleports away

    +1
  • Leaving SimplePlanes 3.2 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming I'm fine. I always had only 9 fingers right?... Right?

    +1
  • Leaving SimplePlanes 3.2 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming Pin? Man that's a really weird pineapple, hold on let me take a look.

    +1
  • Teaser but I didn't give up, for now~ 3.2 years ago

    Make sure not to leT down either.

    +1
  • I am Finally GGOOOOOOOOLD 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada Fun fact: it is possible to make a userscript that alters your client-side point count, it just takes really long to make since you have to change every part of the website that displays your points individually.

    +1
  • The AI is trash. 3.2 years ago

    1.13 should have an updated ai.

    +1
  • fixed! 3.2 years ago

    YES I GOT HERE BEFORE STRIKER LETS GOOO!

    +1
  • Test forum plz ignore 3.2 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming Return from whence you cam'st, for that is thy place of belonging.

    +1
  • Test forum plz ignore 3.2 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming go

    +1
  • So, 3.2 years ago

    @Aviator01 Alright, link the place where you got that information from here.

    Edit: Still haven't done it, he probably heard that on a random youtube video.

    +1
  • Test forum plz ignore 3.2 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming go back. now.

    +1
  • Test forum plz ignore 3.2 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming no, go back

    +1
  • Test forum plz ignore 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada If everyone were to remove their upvotes from the most upvoted plane, the guy who made it would be kicked back to gold.

    +1
  • Test forum plz ignore 3.2 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming go back

    +1
  • Test forum plz ignore 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada Why not just build for fun? People can upvote whatever they want, you shouldn't care about whether you get more upvotes than some other user or not.

    +1
  • Test forum plz ignore 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada Yeah, but i don't get it, why are meaningless virtual numbers so important to those people that they felt the need to hate on someone for getting a lot of them?

    +1
  • L A S E R 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada Oh hey chicken nuggets! Good job colonel, now if you excuse me i'll go eat those on my office while watching youtube videos. teleports away

    +1
  • Test forum plz ignore 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada I wasn't either, but if you search you can find a bunch of posts from people complaining about it, why did they care so much?

    +1
  • L A S E R 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada Expiration date: 01/01/2022
    Are you trying to poison me?

    +1
  • Test forum plz ignore 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada Really people here care way too much about internet points, remember when everyone got angry at the germain corsair because it got more points than they did?

    +1
  • L A S E R 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada ...I was promised chocolate chip cookies... these are banana cookies...

    +1
  • L A S E R 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada Fair enough, anyways, i don't see any cookies here, where are they?

    +1
  • L A S E R 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada I didn't see that part... hold on.
    reads contract papers
    40 minutes later
    Ok then that is uhh, weird. Why would you instantly promote someone applying for a position as the legal advisor? And where are the promised free chocolate chip cookies?

    +1
  • So, 3.2 years ago

    @Aviator01

    The SU-57 is as much of a stealth plane as an A-10 fears tanks.

    What is your source for that statement?

    +1
  • L A S E R 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada Wait i own part of the company? I thought i was just the legal advisor and lawyer... Did i get promoted at some point?

    +1
  • L A S E R 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada You also have to pay the $3.50 taxes.

    +1
  • L A S E R 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada How dare you force tag me.
    Instant $0.34 fine.

    +1
  • Imposter 3.2 years ago

    @BeastHunter Might have been luck, i'll try to send a second one to find out.

    +1
  • Imposter 3.2 years ago

    @BeastHunter Btw apparently it is possible to send comments in deleted posts, check my newest comments.

    +1
  • Last brain Cell gave up 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada Look at the lowest point user on my follow list, check his most upvoted comments.

    +1
  • Our curation team is bad. 3.2 years ago

    [Post deletion comment]

    Edit: FEAR ME

    +1
  • Last brain Cell gave up 3.2 years ago

    @ColonelCanada Someone already made that

    +1
  • My dad deleted SimplePlanes on my phone :( 3.2 years ago

    @BoredGuy Oh yeah i forgot about that, only on Android though, i'm pretty sure iOS doesn't let you access game files through normal means.

    +1
  • Simplplnes 3.2 years ago

    <DeveloperKorzalerke has left the chat>

    +1
  • Simplplnes 3.2 years ago

    #13■3U&#208;♥‰Œ87♠3☺├879)56♦4&#249;S18Z4890♠5&#218;a♦~r&#225;sT╠œ&#184;40

    +1
  • Simplplnes 3.2 years ago

    <It's_Icey 21 is now a moderator>

    +1
  • Simplplnes 3.2 years ago

    <DeveloperKorzalerke fell out of the world>
    <Hl fell out of the world>
    <bosscai fell out of the world>
    <X99STRIKER fell out of the world>
    <ColonelCanada fell out of the world>

    +1
  • Simplplnes 3.2 years ago

    <DeveloperKorzalerke's gamemode has been set to Creative>

    +1
  • Point Challange 3.2 years ago

    @BeastHunter Oh, don't you hate it when you try to steal someone's wallet but you accidentally grab one from the void instead? Happens to me all the time.

    +1
  • Point Challange 3.2 years ago

    @BeastHunter But i don't use credit cards either... who does this belong to? Where did you find this wallet?

    +1
  • Is this rare? 3.2 years ago

    Remix? I don't believe this game has any more music than the one i have listened to for the past 5 months. It was probably a mod.

    +1
  • Simplplnes 3.2 years ago

    <DeveloperKorzalerke has left the chat>

    +1
  • Point Challange 3.2 years ago

    @BeastHunter You sure? Then why do you have a credit card on... wait... did you steal this wallet?

    +1