11.7k JesusChrist Comments

  • Jet prototype 11 2.9 years ago

    @ColonelCanada If you see an imperial engineer from this close you won't have any time to start anything.

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  • F-35A Development Update 2.9 years ago

    no

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  • Jet prototype 11 2.9 years ago

    My previous statement still applies, considering this thing is abandoned anyways.

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  • Where can I find accurate blueprints? 2.9 years ago

    @ZeroWithSlashedO How do I tell if a blueprint is angled before I start building? Also I think those small differences from the Wikipedia page are what messed up my last attempt, where did you find the more accurate specifications?

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  • Please help me. My craft was deleted in top. 2.9 years ago

    @Rework Yeah, but your comment implied he had to delete his alt, he just needs to remove the upvote he gave himself.

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  • test 2.9 years ago

    @Rework Rickroll was already uploaded by someone else, so I went with plan b.

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  • Teaser and stuff 2.9 years ago

    The only thing you're not allowed to do is use the name Honda on your title or description, so long as you don't mention the brand name on the post it won't cause any problems.

    I don't get why this is even a thing though to be honest, how can user creations provide any legal ground whatsoever for suing a company? And why isn't this mentioned in the rules?

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  • Please help me. My craft was deleted in top. 2.9 years ago

    Posts get removed from the front page after 5 days.

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  • Cool stuff 2.9 years ago

    @pattT314159 @ColonelCanada No such a thing, this website only has code for upvoting.

    Edit: You also can't upvote your own comments, I just tested it.

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  • RB.5 Reconnaissance Biplane 2.9 years ago

    Good news! ColonelCanada has created a new variation of your plane Biplane (fixed? Maybe?). You have been automatically credited and you will receive bonus points for any points they receive.

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  • Want to build planes but only have VR 2.9 years ago

    Nope, I'm pretty sure regular SP works on mac though.

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  • Cool stuff 2.9 years ago

    @PlaneFlightX Ash nazg...

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  • 699 points 2.9 years ago

    @ColonelCanada There are no mistakes.

    Watch out.

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  • 699 points 2.9 years ago

    @ColonelCanada I must wait at least 16.4 days before changing your username again.

    That is the curse of the... uh... something I guess idk.

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  • 699 points 2.9 years ago

    @ColonelCanada Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul

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  • [STRENG GEHEIM] 2.9 years ago

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  • 699 points 2.9 years ago

    @ColonelCanada I found a forum you didn't upvote yet, you know what you must do.

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  • What would you do? 2.9 years ago

    @IMFLYINHERE There is but the game calls it Detpack. Normally you can only place it right in front of you but since it speeds up as you run (to prevent it being placed behind you), you can start running, throw it and then immediately stop, which causes you to throw it about 10 meters away.

    It's pretty fun to take out a bunch of snipers with what's supposed to be a close range class.

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  • What would you do? 2.9 years ago

    @Elorus Wdym that's exactly what I meant, engineers on the 2005 version are brutal.

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  • What would you do? 2.9 years ago

    @IMFLYINHERE If by "pistol" you mean "laser shotgun" then yes, if not, tough luck my dude.

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  • MY HIGHEST JET STREAM 2.9 years ago

    @Aviator01 I'm faster than the masses it seems, although not by much. I'd need to follow about 120 accounts every single day to stay ahead.

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  • F39D2 (Super Serval) 2.9 years ago

    You have by far the funniest username I've seen in a while, and for that you get a spotlight.

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  • how do i make colored bullets? 2.9 years ago

    tracerColor, set it to the hex value of the color you want, example: FF00FF is a bright pink color.

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  • AI generated images 2.9 years ago

    @TRD The one on the bottom got hit by a missile

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  • MORE BUTTONS AND STUFF 2.9 years ago

    Yeah useless buttons are kind of lame. I can understand why people add them though, they can make your plane look closer to real ones and it's pretty hard coming up with functions for every button if you have a lot of them.

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  • AI generated images 2.9 years ago

    @Spacepickle3214 lol

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  • GERMAN CANNON 2.9 years ago

    German what now?

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  • AI generated images 2.9 years ago

    @JeskoGoesVROOM Interesting.

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  • All MP Servers Down 2.9 years ago

    @asteroidbook345 click

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  • R.I.P. 2.9 years ago

    @ColonelCanada What did GrandPrix say?

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  • I'm nearsighted 2.9 years ago

    Your post has been kept up because it does not violate the website rules (which you can read here), however I do believe you should take a look at this forum.

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  • some sad news 2.9 years ago

    Huh, guess I got lucky.

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  • Thank you everyone! 2.9 years ago

    @Strucker Not sure what you mean by that, it's exactly what I'm doing now since I don't want my email on gravatar.

    Do they usually block temp emails?

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  • Thank you everyone! 2.9 years ago

    @X99STRIKER This may be a dumb question but I'll ask anyways just in case:

    So you say you can't use gravatar right? If it's something related to the email you used to register here, couldn't you just use one of those randomly generated emails (both on gravatar and here) so you won't need to associate your real one with gravatar?

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  • Fairchild-Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II 2.9 years ago

    The small rudders below the main ones are inverted, was that intended? If not, you can fix it on this post using this.

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  • Saab 340 Teaser 2.9 years ago

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  • Droplet 2.9 years ago

    This craft is curated

    yo what

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  • AMTEK GP-1 2.9 years ago

    @V

    IF YOU ARE READING THIS, DO NOT TURN OVER THE ENGINE UNTIL YOU CAN NO LONGER READ THIS

    What does that mean?

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  • I guess i'm back after my linux adventure (and how to SP on Linux) 2.9 years ago

    Did you test if overload and fine tuner work properly?

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  • "Unpigpening" is in progress 2.9 years ago

    I have no idea what that means but sure, T.

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  • I need motivation 2.9 years ago

    @Yourlocalhuman "I'M MOTIVATED"

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  • CCF-187 2.9 years ago

    @ColonelCanada screenshot

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  • CCF-187 2.9 years ago

    Good news! ColonelCanada has created a new variation of your plane idk (modified again). You have been automatically credited and you will receive bonus points for any points they receive.

    Apparently deleted posts still receive bonus points now, interesting.

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  • TO SPACE! 2.9 years ago

    Nuclear program? Sounds interesting, we shall visit your planet soon, sir @BeastHunter of the mortal plane, tell your people to expect our arrival.
    ~ 84th Dimensional Lord, Korzalerke.

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  • “Order for Korzalerke?” 2.9 years ago

    @ColonelCanada People like funny stuff.

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  • “Order for Korzalerke?” 2.9 years ago

    @ColonelCanada

    I read "chick-fil-a worker" as "construction worker"

    "Yes, I would like to order one of your buildings... I want it with extra concrete and no asbestos please... Do you accept MasterCard?"

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  • Golden "Crewmate" 2.9 years ago

    interesting.

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  • CCF-187A 2.9 years ago

    Are the black thumbnail borders included in the package?

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