11.7k JesusChrist Comments

  • my name is black now !!! 3.1 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii he achieved

    M A X I M U M R A C I S M

    too many puffs have been eaten, god help us all

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  • Thanks For Platinum! 3.1 years ago

    Congrats man! Kinda weird how you get it at specifically 21.8k points and it looks identical to gold tho, maybe the devs should change that.

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  • What happened to AirCrashInvestigationFLR 3.1 years ago

    He did mention he had depression a few times... hopefully he's fine.

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  • What On Earth Is This? 3.1 years ago

    @PlaneFlightX


    Step 1: Go do a forum post you made, click edit, copy the link and paste it somewhere.

    Step 2: Go to the curated post, click the option to report it and copy the numerical code on the link.

    Step 3: Replace the code on the forum post link with the one from your plane and open that on your browser.

    Step 4: Profit.

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  • What On Earth Is This? 3.1 years ago

    @BeastHunter Huh, i wonder if there are more of these unaccessible categories, looking at AndrewGarrison's profile, "5" seems to be for tournaments.

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  • This game is infuriatingly janky and there's no tutorials on anything. 3.1 years ago

    Variables work like this:

    VariableName                 The code
    

    If, for example, you wrote Potato as the variable name and 1 as the code, every time you used Potato in the input of something, the game would understand it as 1.


    This allows you to organize your code a bit more and also do some more advanced stuff.

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  • P-52-N 3.1 years ago

    Looks cool but moves a bit too slow, i'd recommend paying a bit more attention to the flight model next time. I would also recommend adding flaps to your next planes, feels weird to take off without them, other than that it's pretty good.

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  • The most iconic trio 3.1 years ago

    A F-14, a cartoon character and a... nasa robot? Hmm, not sure how any of those things are related.

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  • Something about myself... 3.1 years ago

    @BurkeAircraft1 Couldn't have said it better myself

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  • How the hell do I actually build something decent-looking? I need a detailed tutorial, the game's tutorial sucks. 3.1 years ago

    @ZeroWithSlashedO That hint is worthless, the tutorial teaches you nothing about what that stuff you mentioned even is. Saying to use "fuselage correctly" and "blueprints" to someone who doesn't even know how everyone gets parts to attach in the correct places will just make him quit because of the outdated tutorial, annoying part attachments and "unhelpful" users.

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  • Landing gear for my big build! 3.1 years ago

    @CarrotSlicingCompanyCat Neat

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  • CREATION REQUESTS 3.1 years ago

    A 1:1 scale replica of the moon

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  • Landing gear for my big build! 3.1 years ago

    It looks very complicated, how does it work?

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  • [Teaser] Can you tell that I've sold my soul? 3.1 years ago

    Yes.

    You too can know random facts about people through the ancient art of Reading The Title©

    Copyright (c) 2022 Korzalerke. All rights reserved.

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  • Wing design question 3.1 years ago

    Ogee (the delta wing you mentioned), it will also give you an excuse to make it super-maneuverable if you want lol

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  • AAAAAAAAAAAAA 3.1 years ago

    @xNotDumb

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  • Jundroo City Police Department - Police Utility Vehicle 3.1 years ago

    You should make a player controllable version, this is a really pretty car, especially for its part count.

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  • Anybody want there own SimplePlanes light saber 3.1 years ago

    You mean saber?

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  • I need fake sponsor names. Please 3.1 years ago

    @PPLLAANNEE hek


    I'm not joking it actually generated that for me lol

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  • F-91 'CrappyPhantom' 3.1 years ago

    @BeastHunter Well the guide never told me not to tag the guy who upvotes everything, how was i supposed to know?

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  • A peculiar bug I found. 3.1 years ago

    Ah yes the Arsenal Bird strategy, no need to think just fire missiles at your oponent until he freezes from pure terror at the sight of 100 guided explosives charging at their direction.

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  • This post will be deleted in 24 hours 3.1 years ago

    @BeastHunter Prove it.

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  • F-91 'CrappyPhantom' 3.1 years ago

    @BeastHunter No actually, i created it to test out this guide

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  • The Arsenalbird 3.1 years ago

    @Tookan "Back in my day-"

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  • What happened to bogdanx? 3.1 years ago

    @BeastHunter Weird.

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  • What happened to bogdanx? 3.1 years ago

    @BeastHunter Why?

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  • F-91 'CrappyPhantom' 3.1 years ago

    @BeastHunter lol 'tis the life of a man who can only say "T"

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  • POLL. (DEVS TAGGED) 3.2 years ago

    Custom music, the music that plays in repeat in the background gets incredibly annoying after a while to the point where almost every time i play now i disable it, open youtube and play AC04 music instead.

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  • Box (Very Scary) 3.2 years ago

    Dreaded cone when

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  • It has been released! 3.2 years ago

    @Dathcha He meant that the release has been realised. Edit: nvm he fixed the title.

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  • After days im still unable to access my profile 3.2 years ago

    @Bellcat Here's a comment from the guy who hacked him:

    Hi RailfanEthan I wanted to apologize for hacking your account. I was bored and needed something to do i didn’t realize how dumb of an idea at the time. So I just wanted to say sorry for hacking your account I swear I shan’t ever hack an account again. I’m sorry. Bye:)@RailfanEthan

    That proves it wasn't really a serious hacking attempt, just a kid who was "bored".

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  • SantaNK 1-2 3.2 years ago

    He ran out of coal, you know what that means.

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  • F-22A Raptor 3.2 years ago

    You should probably update this at some point, it's really started to show its age.

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  • Helpls 3.2 years ago

    I think there's an option on youtube studio when you upload a video where you can set the thumbnail quality, did you check that?

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  • Why Is vertrix banned again Bruh 3.2 years ago

    @WolfHunter9111 You can't "private" accounts, it's probably a website glitch.

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  • How do i make balanced missiles? 3.2 years ago

    @Juno That isn't very helpful

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  • All hope... is lost. 3.2 years ago

    @Mostly "To show the power of flex tape, I SAWED THIS PLANE IN HALF!"

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  • I just realized. 3.2 years ago

    They don't give you any points btw

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  • Does anyone else have a fear of glitches? 3.2 years ago

    @X99STRIKER "the fear of poorly programmed software"

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  • WHICH MOD DID IT??? 3.2 years ago

    No sympathy posts or memorial posts. Move those discussions to the forums.


    We allow a wide variety of uploads that are not actually airplanes. However, we do reserve the right to remove posts if they are too far off-topic


    Please, remember that this is a game about airplanes. While we do allow off-topic conversations in the forums, if you talk about religion or politics then there is a good chance that your post will be removed. Especially if we feel that it is likely to stir up debate.

    Maybe try reading the rules next time.

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  • RG-A70 Hyaenidae Gunship 3.2 years ago

    @Guest384662 Why not just hide it? No reason to do it the weird and complicated way (that also makes it impossible to interact with the camera).

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  • Update v1.12.123/124 - SimplePlanes & SimplePlanes VR 3.2 years ago

    Fixed a bug where the sliders in part properties would sometimes jump to their maximum values.

    What was causing that in the first place?

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  • Creative Commons Rules in SimplePlanes? 3.2 years ago

    This made me think of something, where is the TOS? There's a link to the privacy policy on the bottom of the site but nothing stating the terms of service.


    Update: Apparently you get a link to it when first registering an account. Still weird that you can't see it anywhere else tho.

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  • Su-25T (racist puffs racist puffs eat it up eat it up) 3.2 years ago

    @ReinMcDeer is race we the

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  • The Harrier Laughs: A SimplePlanes Meme 3.2 years ago

    "The Bush Plane can take off of a dirt runway quickly"

    Thrust vectoring laughs

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  • A suggestion. 3.2 years ago

    As far as i'm aware, this would be incredibly hard to implement, which is why we got fuselage cutting instead.

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  • I have discovered how to post forums. 3.3 years ago

    @X99STRIKER Step 8: Be financially irresponsible thanks to your lack of studying and lose all of your profits within hours of obtaining them

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  • Lightspeed physics breaking aircraft 3.3 years ago

    Try opening a cannon with overload, changing "projectileVelocity" to 300000000 and firing it at the USS Beast, this game doesn't like fast things so much.

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  • Would you believe that the Earth is round or flat? 3.3 years ago

    Money makes the world go round. As in, it's literally shaped like an atm

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  • M1IP Abrams 3.3 years ago

    @ReinMcDeer Hey i have a question: You always use glass fuselage for your plane canopies, why? Is there something that makes it different from normal fuselage blocks?

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