3,142 JeskoGoesVROOM Comments

  • The state of online advertising is horrible 13 days ago

    the adblocker on my phone no longer works unfortunately, i mainly get random political ads (ew) and friggin' Hero Wars lmao

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  • Be Not Afraid My Child 10 months ago

    BIBLICALLY ACCURATE ANGEL LESGOOOO

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  • Salvation one year ago

    @Thatguy2020 same here
    i guess it's also another explanation for the fermi paradox... we haven't found lifeforms outside our planet simply because it's rarer than, well, everything

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  • Regarding the recent surge in chain malware 1.3 years ago

    i'm going to post about this to FANDOM and Imgflip, two more sites i am on, raising awareness is key right now

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  • Regarding the recent surge in chain malware 1.3 years ago

    i see the devs have just done a cleanup, regardless, everyone, keep your eyes ahead and also watch your back though, there's always going to be more popping out

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  • Anyone got ideas for 2 planes being combined? 1.6 years ago

    combine a fictional craft with a real one, maybe like the X-02 from AC combined with the F-14, would be very interesting to see a craft that has basically every lifting surface on it change

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  • AI generated images 1.7 years ago

    hmmmmm
    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII

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  • AI generated images 1.7 years ago

    i think it's definitely the overall "shape" of the main object in question that determines how good or bad it looks, i decided to use the keyword "exoplanet" (all lowercase) and the results were quite good
    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII

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  • AI generated images 1.7 years ago

    it's probably because of the simpler shape of the cars (less "pieces that jut out") but hey who knows
    @IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII

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  • How to make custom missiles 1.7 years ago

    to get the different names, go into the XML editor, go to the "Missile" tab, press the little + button to add a parameter, in the first field write name, in the second simply write the name you want to be shown
    for custom missiles, there are a handful of tutorials out there, but you basically have to do something like this:
    1. get out the missile, a pylon, a detacher, and the starting point of the body
    2. attach missile to the bottom part of detacher
    3. attach body to the back of the detacher
    4. attach top of the detacher to the pylon
    5. start building the body itself from the attached body section, if you are using fuselage pieces simply use the "add section" button, make sure you are using either structural panels or fuselages if you're making any fins for the missile
    6. make sure all parts of the body have no mass, no drag (including calculateDrag off), and disabled collisions
    7. once you are fully done with the body, simply copy the missile's coordinates (X,Y,Z) into the front of the body (make sure it's on "connected parts" so that all pieces move with it) and then move it freely along the Z axis so that the missile is hidden inside the body or is integrated with it

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  • AI generated images 1.7 years ago

    i decided to try my hand at this too (already did it a few times before) and decided to go with Koenigsegg Agera RS (i didn't want to get traumatized by using the Jesko so i just went with the predecessor lol) and the results were this
    i gotta say, a lot of them look fine (though in many of them it seems to cover the headlights with a plastic garbage bag), though top right looks like some hot wheels car and mid right is just what. bottom left and top middle are probably the best ones tbh

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  • AI generated images 1.7 years ago

    top left: yup thats my sleep paralysis demon alright
    top middle: the one on the top looks decent albeit a little stubby/Harrier-like, but i think it tried to draw that russian okhotnik drone thing on the bottom but had a stroke half way through
    top right: decent, though it looks like someone bit into it several times
    mid left: wings went adios, control surfaces became chonk, and it has a massive tumour on the right side
    mid mid: top one looks like a mildly corrupted N64 mesh of it, bottom is just what
    mid right: CRONCH CRONCH I'M VERY HUNGRY
    bottom left: once again, okhotnik+F-22+stroke
    bottom middle: wings went adios, but actually the best/most accurate looking one aside from that
    bottom right: 5 year old kids taking a detailed F-22 replica and adding 8 kajillion wings and weapons to it

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  • Sadboye12 is alive!!!! 1.7 years ago

    can confirm, they upvoted one of my posts

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  • why dont my missles go for the target at first? they just fly around almost randomly 1.7 years ago

    i have a very similar problem, i tried making a custom missile after not doing one for a while and it also starts randomly spinning and going in spirals, though the difference is that mine is an air-to air, but still, our issue is virtually identical

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  • Koenigsegg Jesko (V2) 1.7 years ago

    mostly because it's kind of a paneled mess, i absolutely hate going down to like 0.1cm fuselages so i use larger pieces instead and work around the size issue with slicing, rotating and other stuff
    @WolfHunter9111

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  • Kind of a T for a tag 1.7 years ago

    ah yes, SP being SP for the 9E+999th time

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  • Different colour flares? 1.7 years ago

    yeah you can't change it, would be a cool addition tbh

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  • Text into speed display or fuel or etc? 1.7 years ago

    for it to not go into digits, just use ; and write 0's and optionnaly . (period) for custom decimalsafter it
    using my previous example but rounded to the nearest whole 3 numbers:
    {TAS*3.6;000}
    other example:
    {VerticalG;0.0} (displays rounded g force, e.g. 2.4, instead of lets say like 2.43125837)

    as for the fuel, it should just be {Fuel} but idk if it displays it in percentages or decimals (e.g. 93% or 0.93)
    @Flu

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  • Pagani Zonda R 1.7 years ago

    nooooo you can't just shatter our eardrums while racing! we do wanna hear your gorgeous v12 but not like this!
    haha Zonda R goes vroom vroom

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  • How Many Parts Is This? 1.8 years ago

    i honestly thought that the low part count would be because i thought you used props for the blades, but turns out its a mod lol
    then again theres far more than 16 rows of blades + the actual cowling itself

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  • What is Funky trees????? 1.8 years ago

    funky trees (abbreviated "FT") is basically a built-in programming language of the game, allowing for much more complex inputs, it's a little bit complicated but there are some simple things in it too
    for example, previously you had to use 2 rotators to make a control surface rotate with both pitch and roll, but now you can use Pitch+Roll on just one rotator
    to access funky trees, you first need to use the game's built-in XML editor, and edit the input to one of the FT inputs, such as Pitch+Roll mentioned above; in the normal part property menu the input will now change to "Funky" and you can simply click on it to edit it that way too once you've already done it with the XML method
    finally, to learn a lot more about FT there's a full guide available

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  • Every Single Silver User In One Video 1.8 years ago

    damn i couldn't find myself, i'm at 12secs in based on point count, most likely got skipped due to how fast the frames move even at 0.25 speed
    i did manage to find a guy who had the same points as me in the pic, so thats good enough for me

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  • [OFF TOPIC] My building skills be like 1.8 years ago

    my everything building skills: 💩

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  • Anyone else who played SimplePlanes while turned the music/BGM off? 1.8 years ago

    i usually just play music on my phone, but when i want a nostalgia kick i turn that stuff right up

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  • SPMP MOBILE!!!1!!!1!!!11! (NOT CLICKBAIT) 1.8 years ago

    (X) Doubt

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  • Why Do You Play SimplePlanes? 1.8 years ago

    1. planes
    2. Acceleration Yes. Speed Yes.
    3. weapons and kaboomies
    4. funny physics to make me go HARDCORE WHEEZING INTENSIFIES
    5. can also make cars and stuff not just planes
    6. nostalgia
    7. (well 6.5) because of the E P I C S O U N D T R A C K

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  • Simpleplanes Users tech tree 1.8 years ago

    though personally i think i'm in the range of where the ends of the "i upgraded the performance" and "i applied analysis results" arrows end, however i am not in the "i put in a lot of effort" stage since i simply lack basic mathematical knowledge and skills (for FT), which is needed to reach that point and beyond it

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  • Simpleplanes Users tech tree 1.8 years ago

    i'll add some more if you don't mind :)
    - xml is love, xml is life (aka me)
    - German Corsair Stan
    - Big Brother (it is everywhere, oversees everything everywhere, and asks for teaser tags everywhere)
    - the "goes inactive after 2 months of playing" user
    - the "i quit because i'm an offended snowflake who can't take criticism :CCCCC"
    - had game for several years but only bothered to create an account now and their builds are so amazing that it attracts upvotes faster than a black hole and 5 million of the worlds strongest magnets combined

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  • New Moderators 1.8 years ago

    epic pog

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  • aaaaa i messed up 1.8 years ago

    @BeastHunter @X99STRIKER
    how many times do i have to say this...

    i. don't. take. tags.

    thank you

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  • F-116PH Stealth Interceptor 1.9 years ago

    this is pog, only problem is that it has an overly complex starting procedure and that hurts my proton sized brain :(

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  • Just listening to music already gives me ideas... 1.9 years ago

    yea, similar stuff happen to me sometimes

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  • Motorsport Championship 2.0 years ago

    love how cute and effective (considering the different models compared to their irl appreance will result in less chances of copyright action) the car models are, now i REALLY wish i had a good pc

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  • Egga chad 2.0 years ago

    i want to upvote this because the gigachad meme is epic pog but i don't wanna ruin the bruh number of upvotes

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  • Stealth Fighter Teaser 2.0 years ago

    bri'ish tea

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  • [controversial title] 2.1 years ago

    my paranoia in a nutshell
    @Dragorans

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  • A few requests for SimplePlanes! 2.1 years ago

    1. if you mean ability to see underwater then y e s
    2. not possible due to limitations
    3. possible but will take ages
    4. ^^
    5. ^^
    6. lol
    7. e
    8. stonks'nt
    9. idk maybe
    10. also idk

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  • Kids always remember... 2.1 years ago

    me who follows nobody:

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  • Koenigsegg Jesko Hydra 2.1 years ago

    if i remember to then sure
    @GRANDAYE

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  • Koenigsegg Jesko Hydra 2.1 years ago

    lol my license plate on every Jesko i have in games is similar to what's on this, used to be J35KO until i switched to JE5K0 then finally JESKO (had to use leetspeek cause of roblox chat filter lol)

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  • An Unusual Discovery 2.3 years ago

    you've literally become the Let's Game It Out/GrayStillPlays of SP, and i appluad that

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  • I noticed something about the original Corsair 2.3 years ago

    i've seen it before too, my best guess is that it's most likely an error due to the Corsair being uploaded by an anonymous account (something which is not supported by modern SP.com site) thus messing up the commenting code. both the game's and site's codes are extremely outdated (like, what, 7 years old almost?) so simply the differences in code could be a possibility for the error too.

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  • roblox is down 2.4 years ago

    i mean, when is there a time when it isn't down?

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  • Im planning on making a BXR motors Bailey Blade gt1. 2.4 years ago

    ah yes, the car that people literally only know about because it's featured in Asphalt 8... same goes for several other cars.
    anyways i think you should make it since it's a rather rare and interesting one

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  • Silver players can now update their airplane XML on the website 2.4 years ago

    YES
    YES
    YES
    YES

    Y E S

    now, how exactly do we do this? i'm guessing just uploading the xml file but i have no clue how to do that, plus if it needs google drive or something then i can't cause i don't have access to that ;–;

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  • New Level Ideas 2.4 years ago

    fun is temporary

    speed is eternal

    no offense ofc
    @ReinMcDeer

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  • Suggestions for next updates 2.5 years ago

    i'm pretty sure you can already set how far floppy rotators can go, set the "speed" slider to none/floppy (full left) but keep the upper max angle slider at the angle you want

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  • Was the website down for a few hours today? 2.5 years ago

    yeah, both SP and SR2 site were down for me like yesterday (depending on time zone of course), i thought it was just my wifi being buggy but everything else worked fine so i guess something just happened back there.

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  • Minecraft Phantom 2.5 years ago

    those screenshots literally look like you photoshopped the thing in, that's how good this replica is.

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