18.4k ColonelCanada Comments

  • Ominous SPAM 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke How dare you send me to prison to be murdered.
    Instant death.

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  • Ominous SPAM 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    How dare you correct my comment.
    Instant cluster strike.

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  • Ominous SPAM 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke How dare you point out my edited comment. Instant guilt.

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  • Ominous SPAM 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke oh that yeah no I can't do that, nor do I want to. I'm fine with my links.

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  • Ominous SPAM 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    lol that was funny. SPAM is great.

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  • Wanderer Scout Airship [Platinum Special] 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke no...
    hold on maybe if I....
    Oh yeah it's all coming together now...
    Haha funny picture

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  • Updates for Realism 3.6 years ago

    A forum post like this was made a few months ago, click here

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  • Ominous SPAM 3.6 years ago

    SPAM

    Edit: 3,000,000m and counting
    Edit 2: stopped at 5,751,000m

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  • What should I build next 3.6 years ago

    A plane that is blue

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  • Monster 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke theres more devs? I thought it was only Andrew, Philip, WNP, that dev with a cool PFP and the other guy. Didn't know about pedro.

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  • Monster 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke nah I'm a mobile boi.
    Retired dev eh? Hm. Must be why I can spotlight him. Also, i found this in my jetstream

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  • F-21E 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke suspiciously looks around

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  • F-21E 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke uhhh no. When I get to Z- hey why are we talking about this here? Move the conference room.

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  • F-21E 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke oh

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  • F-21E 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke yeah the F-21F hasn't quite been built yet.
    I'm taking the variants all the way to Z.

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  • F-21E 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke Funky trees is overload? Why didn't you just say that?
    I'm not good with overload but I have a basic understanding of it.

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  • F-21E 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke the thing about making my wings respond to both pitch and roll. That will be very useful for the F-21F as I plan on making that a racing variant.

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  • F-21E 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    i don't even know how to code, of course I don't know anything about JavaScript...nor do I know what it is. soooo yeah it looks like I'd need help with that. Could...you help with it please?
    Also, if Funky Trees is like math, then maybe I can do that as I am quite good at math.

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  • F-21E 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    Ok thanks for the tips.
    One thing though: what is FT and how do I acquire it because it sounds like I need it

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  • I hate this phone..... 3.6 years ago

    @Bryan5 yes thats why I'm scared it'll happen to me

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  • F-21E 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke ok

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  • F-21E 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke

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  • I hate this phone..... 3.6 years ago

    scared mobile user noises

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  • 8 part Stuka 3.6 years ago

    @Chickendude ???

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  • LA-23X HyperProp 3.6 years ago

    there is probably a way I can weaponize this...
    adds singular gun
    plane explodes
    oops...i think i scratched it.

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  • MiG-29 cockpit teaser 3.6 years ago

    T

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  • AC Music? 3.6 years ago

    Sabaton

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  • Narrow-body family ~ 3.6 years ago

    @LonelyAustrianUhlan ah yes and the carrier in the backround as well

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  • AAAAAAAAAAA 3.6 years ago

    One letter.

    A

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  • Not what you think 3.6 years ago

    Antonov A-40

    T, btw.

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  • Just some thoughts. 3.6 years ago

    @Hl this thread got boring. Ima leave. fades away

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  • Just some thoughts. 3.6 years ago

    @Hl @DeveloperKorzalerke
    menacing silence

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  • Just some thoughts. 3.6 years ago

    @X99STRIKER @Hl @DeveloperKorzalerke

    Muahahahahahaha!

    None of you can stop me! throws match

    What? It's not burning..reads canister closely "Apple juice..." Hm. Eh whatever.

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  • Just some thoughts. 3.6 years ago

    @X99STRIKER ? The F-21C. Oh yeah and that unlisted thing- WAIT

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  • Just some thoughts. 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke sorry I don't speak....whatever that language is.

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  • Just some thoughts. 3.6 years ago

    @Hl
    you disrespected the poutine

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  • Just some thoughts. 3.6 years ago

    @X99STRIKER @Hl @DeveloperKorzalerke
    I am utterly disgusted and disturbed at how much of a mess that poutine is.

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  • Just some thoughts. 3.6 years ago

    @Hl I knew i shouldn't have given them Canadian food...non Canadians can not handle the goodness of Canadian food.
    Ugh they made a mess of the poutine.@X99STRIKER

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  • Just some thoughts. 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke hmmmmmmmm
    Beast says he gonna delete this, no point. All my comments will be gone if he deletes this so no point in trying

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  • F-21C 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke Hm. That missile problem can be controlled. Joystick will be moved up some more in the next post. That won't be for a day or two though. Gotta figure everything out.

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  • F-21C 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke I tend to be a fast builder. Not meaning that I rush things, I just build fast. And there wasn't really much to add, just needed some adjustments.

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  • F-21B 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    F-21C will have all of these fixed. Thanks, Korzalerke!

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    It's amazing how all of this started because I said that I don't have Maywar.

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke

    All forces retreat! Plan B! PLAN B!

    evacuation process begins everywhere
    Snowstone was first. Krakabloa, having the second largest population (Maywar being first) is logically next. We can't stop it this time. We have lost. All superior officers follow me to the bunker under Wright. big explosion rocks the island i was wrong. We were next.

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    The American regiments storming the ice base: intense freedom
    15 minutes of door to door combat later
    US soldier: ColonelCanada, this is Eagle team, we found the target. Over

    FREEZE, KORZALERKE! You are all alone this time. Your army is gone. Its over.
    5 soldiers tackle you down

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    The American squadron that finally showed up: FREEDOM HAS ARRIVED, FELLAS
    50 B-52s hit the icebase
    23 A-10s BRRRRRT all around the Ice Base
    F-22s and F-35s join the air battle

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke Don't question my logic, airman. See? We've shot down half their forces. We still have more than half.

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    This is why we can't have nice things

    That night
    sounds of NATO planes roar through the night

    RCAF Pilot 1: Sir, you sure this is the place- plane gets shot down beside him
    NVGs on everyone!
    intense fighting

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    reads documents
    sips milk
    coughs out
    He's trying to WHAT?
    Good work. You will be rewarded.
    brings in ten pounds of insert whatever that dude wanted most
    Enjoy your blank. Alright, Leftenant go get the squadrons ready. We move out at dawn.
    Soldier 1: Aye sir!
    Soldier 2: Sir, shall we call in the Aussies again to help?
    I suppose. Bring some Americans too. Eh, why not some french pilots as well. That'll only cost about $875 billion right? We can afford that.

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  • Report post box but it hates windmills now 3.6 years ago

    @DeveloperKorzalerke sips bagged milk Ok. straps wire and a camera to you There will be 67 sniper teams keeping an eye on you at all times. Don't try anything stupid.

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