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iPad mini 2 is old too, so iOS 11 may not run well. I understand why people don’t like 10 or 11, but for me it’s really useful. Who knows what Apple would be like if Jobs were alive? Honestly, I think it’d be better, but Apple is fine the way it is. (In my opinion.) @EpicPigster1
I’m glad that you want me to know about this, but could you please delete your comments? They’re super long. I could read the Wikipedia page if I wanted to know more about him. @GermanWarMachine
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Thanks! @alexchub1 @Jetpackturtle
Thank you all for your honesty. @temporaryaccount @MAHADI @WEAPONSMITH
Seriously, this movie would traumatize you. @RailfanEthan
Wow. Just, wow.
Thanks you two. :D @Carsong1017 @PorkyClown3
No, it looks good. @GINGER01
Hi, Billy Mays here with the all-new Do-It-Yourself Train Building Kit! You can make over 101 different designs for the low price of just $19.98. That’s right, just $19.98!!!
But wait! There’s more! Order now and I’ll throw in a second Train Building Kit, for FREE!!!
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Thanks! @QuantausAviation
I don’t play Ace Combat, but I know the feeling from Sky Gamblers Air Supremacy.
Never mind. @Carsong1017
@MAHADI @Lylian
@SAC923 @temporaryaccount @GermanWarMachine
@EpicPigster1 @alexchub1 @PorkyClown3
@pavthepilot @DisferGoatz @WEAPONSMITH
Woot!
I’m super triggered right now, but he’s right, this is no time for a flamewar. @jamesPLANESii @QuantausAviation
Thanks a lot. :D @GermanWarMachine
:) @EpicPigster1
And don’t worry, if there’s one opinion I respect on this site it’s yours because your a reasonable person. @EpicPigster1
iPad mini 2 is old too, so iOS 11 may not run well. I understand why people don’t like 10 or 11, but for me it’s really useful. Who knows what Apple would be like if Jobs were alive? Honestly, I think it’d be better, but Apple is fine the way it is. (In my opinion.) @EpicPigster1
I’m glad that you want me to know about this, but could you please delete your comments? They’re super long. I could read the Wikipedia page if I wanted to know more about him. @GermanWarMachine
:(
@jamesPLANESii
Awesome! I mean, kind of. Being related to someone famous is cool no matter what they did. @GermanWarMachine
My brethren! @RailfanEthan
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All this for the low-price of $19.95! That’s right, just $19.95!!!
But wait! There’s more! Order now and I’ll throw in ANOTHER Planw-Store MAX, completley free! That’s right, TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!!
Call now!
(666)-666-6666
Yo, my Mac homie! @EpicPigster1
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.
Seriously though, having “slide to unlock” makes you look old. Get the new iOS if your device can handle it.
Hi, Billy Mays here with the new Ideas Book! This book has hundreds of ideas for planes, cars, trucks, tanks and more! All for the low price of $19.98! That’s right, order now for just $19.98!
But wait! There’s more! Call now and I’ll even include a free toolkit to help you get started, completley FREE!!!
CALL NOW!!!
(666)-666-6666
Hi, Billy Mays here with the all new Do-It-Yourself 4-Wheeler Kit! With this kit you can make all kinds of 4-wheeled creations, all for just $19.98! That’s right, $19.98!
But wait! There’s more! If you call now, I’ll throw in a sample of the 2-wheeler kit as well, completely free!
Call now!
(666)-666-6666
CHA-CHING!
@Ihavenorealideawhatiamdoing
Brother? @Carsong1017
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TRIGGERED @BaconEggs
Click download and a code should pop up. Follow the instructions there.
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But wait! There’s more! Call now and I’ll throw in a free sample of the High Flying Engine sound kit!
Call today!
(666)-666-6666
Call today!
(666)-666-6666
@DemonSniper8
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It can also be in .gif format. @Feanor
Okay then, I asked again now.
I think I fit under “super groovy username that sounds really cool”, right?
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OxiClean Versatile cleans everything! @KDS
Cool! @RailfanEthan
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@Potato21
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Indeed. @DemonSniper8
Thanks for your consolation. And yes, people buy loads and resell them when their out of stock. @DemonSniper8
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