Hi, Billy Mays here with the all-new do-it-yourself Low-Flying Engine sound kit! Just attach the kit to any aircraft, and your done! Low flying sounds forever! Call now and order it for only $19.98!
But wait! There’s more! Call now and I’ll throw in a free sample of the High Flying Engine sound kit!
Call today!
Buy the all-new Super-Sculpt Sculpting Kit for only $12.99! And if you call now I’ll throw in a FREE BOOK to help you get ideas for sculpting!
Call the number on your screen now to order Super-Sculpt Sculpting Kit now!
(666)-666-6666
The challenge is bloody?
Try OxiClean Versatile! It gets to tough stains out! INCLUDING BLOOD!
But wait! There’s more! Call now and I’ll throw in a FREE sample of OxiClean TRIPLE STRENGTH!!!
AND I’ll throw in a FREE OxiClean TRIPLE STRENGTH sample! Just look at how it gets these sloppy joe stains out of this t-shirt! @InternationalAircraftCompany
Hi, Billy Mays here with the all-new do-it-yourself Low-Flying Engine sound kit! Just attach the kit to any aircraft, and your done! Low flying sounds forever! Call now and order it for only $19.98!
But wait! There’s more! Call now and I’ll throw in a free sample of the High Flying Engine sound kit!
Call today!
(666)-666-6666
Call today!
(666)-666-6666
@DemonSniper8
But wait! There’s more! Order now an I’ll throw in the all-new Dodge Challenger tailpipe set, FOR FREE!!!
@DemonSniper8
It can also be in .gif format. @Feanor
Okay then, I asked again now.
I think I fit under “super groovy username that sounds really cool”, right?
Call the number on your screen to buy the Dodge Challenger Engine Kit! Now for a low price of only $19.98! That’s right, $19.98!
(666)-666-6666
OxiClean Versatile cleans everything! @KDS
Cool! @RailfanEthan
But wait! There’s more! Call now and I’ll give you ANOTHER SUPER-SCULPT SCULPTING KIT FOR FREE!!!
@Potato21
Buy the all-new Super-Sculpt Sculpting Kit for only $12.99! And if you call now I’ll throw in a FREE BOOK to help you get ideas for sculpting!
Call the number on your screen now to order Super-Sculpt Sculpting Kit now!
(666)-666-6666
Indeed. @DemonSniper8
Thanks for your consolation. And yes, people buy loads and resell them when their out of stock. @DemonSniper8
Buy OxiClean House Replacement for a new-low price of $999,999! @FlyingThings
You won't regret it! @DemonSniper8
Thankfully, OxiClean Versatile removes all types of stains, INCLUDING BLOOD! @MasterLobster
TRIGGERED
@Gemista
As I said, "Hess is a gasoline/independent energy company." @villulennuk
Then you should try using OxiClean Versatile! You can use it to clean your filthy mouth out! @GhostHTX
But wait! Theres more! Call now and I'll throw in the NEW Worm-Destroyer from OxiClean! @ForeverPie
That's because I use the NEW Wizard Stick! @InternationalAircraftCompany
Out of character, R.I.P Billy Mays. @InternationalAircraftCompany
Your petty FlexTape guy ain’t got nothin’ on Billy Mays with OxiClean!
@BaconEggs
Just like you can do with OxiClean Versatile! It gets the tough stains out! @ForeverPie
I got it because I called the number on my screen and got a FREE mini!
@ForeverPie
I do have the mini version of 2000. Not the mini FROM 2000, but the mini OF 2000’s truck. @ForeverPie
The challenge is bloody?
Try OxiClean Versatile! It gets to tough stains out! INCLUDING BLOOD!
But wait! There’s more! Call now and I’ll throw in a FREE sample of OxiClean TRIPLE STRENGTH!!!
AND I’ll throw in a FREE OxiClean TRIPLE STRENGTH sample! Just look at how it gets these sloppy joe stains out of this t-shirt! @InternationalAircraftCompany
Lucky!
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I do miss Hess Stations though, it was half the fun of getting a new truck. @InternationalAircraftCompany
I’ve got 1999, and then 2001-present. Didn’t get 2000 for some reason. @ForeverPie
Call now or I’ll murder your family!
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Ha! Just kidding!
Billy Mays here with OxiClean! @FlyingThings
1:1 scale replica of the known universe.
LOL. @Oski
Here’s one with a prop plane. Not a replica, but realistic nonetheless. @Oski
They’re realistic, but not replicas of a certaint truck or vehicle per say. @Oski
Goofy/meme name:
Awsomur
(Meaning “I’m Awsomur than you”.)
Sweet mustache bro.
I’m the same way. @Stellarlabs
I don’t want to seem OCD or nit picky, but you called me “Awsomer”, not Awsomur.
Patience my young apprentice. Your thirst for rockets will soon be quenched. @Dalton02
I’m sorry this had to happen here. Actually, I’m sorry it had to happen at all. @Stellarlabs
It''s good that you've found a solution. @Andrewtheplane
Good. @DemonSniper8
Cool! @Jetpackturtle
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@Andrewtheplane
Okay then. :)
@AttestedArk
YAY!
No need. I’m working on a Snowstone series already. Same for Maywar, Wright, everyone. @AttestedArk
But this image of a poor captured worm will only incite vengeance in the rest of the worms! We’re doomed! @AstleyIndustries