40.2k Awsomur Comments

  • S.S. Kim Il-Sung 7.7 years ago

    LOL good point.
    @AtomicCashew

  • Jingle base! 7.7 years ago

    Gotcha.
    @GenrichTitov

  • Stunt Plane 7.7 years ago

    :)
    @DarthAbhinav

  • Near-25k Purgatory 7.7 years ago

    No problem.
    @BaconRoll

  • I am officially back. 7.7 years ago

    Thanks!
    @dootdootbananabus

  • I am officially back. 7.7 years ago

    Yes you do.
    @DemonSniper8

  • The Overkiller 7.7 years ago

    Thanks @AviownCorp

  • I am officially back. 7.7 years ago

    Paragraph 1 of the first chapter (there are 6 right now):
    We flew into the shipyards late that night, around 2:00 AM in the icy planet’s time zone, and we were struggling to keep our eyelids open. Tumbulas IV had always been a refuge for people trying to get off the radar, and that was exactly why me and my crew called this place home. Our times at home were short due to our constant deliveries, but we were content with our average lives. We called the old ship the “Star of Tumbulas”, but it was little more than some tritanium plates and a rusty Hyperdrive taped together. We were delivering Quadrozite ore that night, and when we arrived our buyer was suspiciously anxious to receive his shiny metal rocks. He gave us the 2,000 credits and we turned to go back to the ship. Just then, the station rumbled and the sound of distant explosions filled the air. An announcer came on and said the station was under attack by Tigeron pirates! Me and my 2 crew mates rushed back to our ship, but it’s repairs weren’t finished. My engineer, Davy, pushed the maintenance bot away and checked the open wiring himself. He told me we would be able to escape, but our weapons and shields would have to be disabled to prevent a hypercore meltdown. I had to make a choice: stay with the endangered station or chance fate in our half-working ship.
    @dootdootbananabus

  • I am officially back. 7.7 years ago

    Funny you say that. He’s actually smiling right now. (Yes, cats smile)
    @Helicopterboy

  • I am officially back. 7.7 years ago

    He’s really a sweetheart. He was squinting because of the intense Florida sun.
    @DemonSniper8

  • Stunt Plane 7.7 years ago

    @DarthAbhinav
    If you think I’m unskilled now, check this out!

  • S.S. Kim Il-Sung 7.7 years ago

    BRACE FOR RACISIM!
    Hey, that almost rhymes!
    @EpicPigster1

  • S.S. Kim Il-Sung 7.7 years ago

    Awesome work.
    But prepare yourself. Some racist person is bound to come in here and accuse this of being political.

    +1
  • 50.0K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7.7 years ago

    Congrats mate!

  • The Overkiller 7.7 years ago

    Not intentionally.
    @FlyingThings

  • I am officially back. 7.7 years ago

    Here he is. He’s a 10 year old tuxedo. @DemonSniper8

  • A MESSAGE TO ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS 7.7 years ago

    What’s funny about that?
    @Aarons123

  • I am officially back. 7.7 years ago

    You are. :)
    @Helicopterboy

  • How to make large seaplanes and making them fly 7.7 years ago

    It’s impossible.
    .
    Jk, but I can’t do it that’s for sure.

  • I am officially back. 7.7 years ago

    I meant that I was working on it.
    @Helicopterboy

  • I am officially back. 7.7 years ago

    Done.
    @Helicopterboy

  • I am officially back. 7.7 years ago

    Working...
    @Helicopterboy

  • I am officially back. 7.7 years ago

    Latent told me and everyone else the same thing: it’s not him. @Helicopterboy

  • I am officially back. 7.7 years ago

    What are you thinkin’ mate?
    @Helicopterboy

  • The Overkiller 7.7 years ago

    Ironic. He didn’t go overkill on the guns.
    @FlyingThings

  • I am officially back. 7.7 years ago

    Yayyy
    @Helicopterboy

  • I am officially back. 7.7 years ago

    This is not off-topic, my account is “relevant to SimplePlanes.”
    @chancey21

  • Breaking news! 7.7 years ago

    Seriously!
    @Flightsonic

  • Build suggestions? 7.7 years ago

    Actually, look at this image instead. It’s larger.

  • Build suggestions? 7.7 years ago

    Nope.
    @RailfanEthan

  • Build suggestions? 7.7 years ago

    Take a look at this picture and think about making some of the designs.

  • Build suggestions? 7.7 years ago

    A new Star Trek show that, in my own personal opinion, is terrible.
    @RailfanEthan

  • Breaking news! 7.7 years ago

    “Why does it even matter? Some user started pasting in poems and you guys throw a party over it, whoopty-do-da-day, maybe you should stop beating the dead horse”
    .
    So danged true.
    @Flightsonic

  • TheOldEmperor/TheRealJohnBerry Thing is Pointless. 7.7 years ago

    Agreed. I regret every making that sarcastic post. People took it too seriously.

  • SPECIAL NEWSCAST: is John Berry TheLatentImage? 7.7 years ago

    Thank you for clarifying this.
    @TheLatentImage

  • How much sleep has simple planes cost you? 7.7 years ago

    None. This is a game and it doesn’t get in the way of my real life, which is 1,000 times more important.

  • I’m Platinum Now!!!! 7.7 years ago

    I didn’t fall for it. I knew you were lying and I came here to hate on you.

  • Near-25k Purgatory 7.7 years ago

    So damn true.
    @BACconcordepilot

  • TheRealJohnBerry True or false? 7.7 years ago

    It's more a of a joke than anything.
    @DisferGoatz

  • Hey Sauce 7.7 years ago

    It was supposed to be a joke. People have taken it too seriously.
    @Tully2001

  • SPECIAL NEWSCAST: is John Berry TheLatentImage? 7.7 years ago

    Okie-dokie. When you upload it unlisted, please just name it Grand Airship. That way it'll look goof in the predecessor list.
    @DarthAbhinav

  • SPECIAL NEWSCAST: is John Berry TheLatentImage? 7.7 years ago

    I think you might be overthinking this.
    @F4f879

  • SPECIAL NEWSCAST: is John Berry TheLatentImage? 7.7 years ago

    Also, can you tag me on your improved GA-B again? I lost it in my sea of notifications.
    @DarthAbhinav

  • The Overkiller 7.7 years ago

    Thanks @Mostly

  • The Overkiller 7.7 years ago

    Thanks for the upvote @Llama44

  • The Overkiller 7.7 years ago

    @chancey21
    You claim to make strange planes, correct?
    How’s this?

  • hmmm.... what's this? 7.7 years ago

    It’s a tube with train wheels.

  • Near-25k Purgatory 7.7 years ago

    Another pro tip:
    Let Awsomur give you an upvote spree,

  • Near-25k Purgatory 7.7 years ago

    Pro tip:
    Makes planes to get upvotes.