@FirstFish83828 Yes, most of the passengers end up sweating so hard that it eats through the tape, where they run off screaming. We can’t seem to figure out why they do that, but our legal team still finds them to make sure that they’ll recommend the flight to a friend.
@FirstFish83828 We don’t allow water on the aircraft. Since the human body is mostly water, we often have to tape people under the wings in order to maintain the structural security of the fuselage. Some people complain that we use small clear tape they say “can barley do more than tape paper to a wall” but we assure them with the truth it’s rated to carry more than the wing is, which for some reason does little to calm their nerves.
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+1Leaving SP is fine, but why delete your account?
+1Do not click this link. Trust me.
+2@Planebuilder2122
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@PlaneBuilder2122 What mission is this for?
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@FirstFish83828 Yes, most of the passengers end up sweating so hard that it eats through the tape, where they run off screaming. We can’t seem to figure out why they do that, but our legal team still finds them to make sure that they’ll recommend the flight to a friend.
+2@FirstFish83828 We don’t allow water on the aircraft. Since the human body is mostly water, we often have to tape people under the wings in order to maintain the structural security of the fuselage. Some people complain that we use small clear tape they say “can barley do more than tape paper to a wall” but we assure them with the truth it’s rated to carry more than the wing is, which for some reason does little to calm their nerves.
+2@Bryan5
+11. Unkillable
2. Brtttttttttt
3. Flying uranium cannon
The A-10 Warthog is the best plane.
@MeekhunSP
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@MheekunSP
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I would assume a large portion of that number comes from ad bots.
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@SeeNoEvil
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+1@Planebuilder2122 It is okay, as long as they are for different missions.
+1True SimplePlanes in SimplePlanes is a lot closer than we think.
+3We definitely need this. We also need a way to spotlight forums like this one.
+1The last 3 are hilarious.
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@Spacepickle3214 Of course, however I personally prefer the A-10.
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+1@Spacepickle3214 Sorry, the A-10 is better.
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What is your favorite plane? The A-10, the A-10, or the A-10?
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+1Is this real or a joke? It would be helpful if you had a picture.
@Cerdd If stealth is useless, then why did the F-35 shove aside so much capability to include it?
@Cerdd Gun pods? Not only would that hurt their stealth capabilities if carried externally, but having a gun in the plane is much better.
@JesusChrist
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+1@IICXLVIICDLXXXIIIDCXLVII Than you should have attached a burner email to the account and posted the password, like the Webdiver Torso account.
Why did you delete @Selfblocc?
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@X99STRIKER Overrated? They are downright disgusting.
+1@SirLoafsAlot A-10 + F-22 then?
+1A-10 + F-14 + T.
+2That word is forbidden here.
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+1200k Build quality certified.
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