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  • The Holy Trinity of Hypercars 8 months ago

    fun fact: this is the 2 millionth post on this site. This includes forums, bios, and aircraft.

  • Y'all ever have more fun playing with a WIP build than actually working on it? 8 months ago

    there's gotta be some shenanigans you can do to limit travel, bumpstops or something. I think I saw someone use winches once.

  • does anyone still have my actual first ever build? 8 months ago

    also the date could maybe be extremely useful

    +1
  • does anyone still have my actual first ever build? 8 months ago

    could you give me the name and the notification link? Name should be in the email if you have that

    If I can find the report page (you can access that with the 7 digit post id) we should be golden

    +1
  • Cheat Menu 8 months ago

    how has this never been a thing. I can already see this hitting most popular mods page.

    I assume it's basically just using a GUI to trigger console commands? Crazy that no one's made this before.

  • Snowstone Gazette (08 January 2025) 8 months ago

    HALF LIFE 3 REFERENCE AAAAAAAAA
    ITS CONFIRMED

    +1
  • Fun Fact: you can access planes that you deleted or removed 8 months ago

    yeah you can do other stuff by messing around with the backend too, jundroo.blob.core.windows.net hosts all the aircraft images and files so with a little poking around you could maybe find something interesting.

    Also if you have the aircraft ID you can download the xml of any plane ever made, but I'm not going to share how since it requires an abnormal amount of server use to accomplish.

    Additionally this trick seems to work regardless of how old a post is.

  • does anyone still have my actual first ever build? 8 months ago

    @YarisSedan could you drop any urls you have? I hear there are ways to download xml of deleted aircrafts but its unreliable

    +1
  • Helios Military Research AM-339 Extinctor 8 months ago

    @ShinyGemsBro same here, I have a crippling skill issue on top of a general laziness preventing me from making anything halfway decent

  • Helios Military Research AM-339 Extinctor 8 months ago

    dang that's a very nice bomb effect. I thought this was just a custom bomb with explosion scale set really high.

  • Moving Food Challenge (CLOSED) Prizes distributed. 8 months ago

    I don't want to participate since I think this is ineligible since I made it a long time ago and I don't want to make it a successor, but I would like to mention the flying sentient giant pickle I made a while back

    +1
  • an idea. [SimpleCheats II] 8 months ago

    @V yeah I figured that it won't handle that too well, my main concern was for it to be able to handle testing concepts on the go. Anyway, let me know if you need my help, I'd love to contribute.

  • Playable Cookie Clicker 8 months ago

    fourth most popular minigame. I am happy.

  • [MINIGAME] SP site simulator 8 months ago

    brother there is no way this deserves 35 upvotes and is more popular than a lot of actual minigames :(

  • Forest Floor 8 months ago

    simpol pleyn

  • an idea. [SimpleCheats II] 8 months ago

    I would be down for sure if you're interested in having me as an editor, I don't have discord though if that's a dealbreaker. I would be willing to set up or help set up an unlisted mod as a chatroom for us though, that would work in the native SP website ecosystem and allow adding and removing contributors.

    qualifications/resume, i.e. the role I see myself in

    • 2.6 years of game experience (at least 300 hours afaik)

    • good english (makes me capable of making grammatical corrections, etc. freeing up the people with unfathomable skills such as PlaneFlightX and hgbbproductions to contribute in that area)

    • knowledge of funky trees, modding, and reshade, which could be handy

    • powerful computer + serviceable phone

    • well-liked and well-known (I hope) member of community

    • barely enough self control to not make jokes in the document

      I would also like to nominate @IzzyIA for their knowledge of 3D text label shenanigans.

  • Let's rename SimplePlanes 2 8 months ago

    Atmosphere: Simplified Block-Based Aircraft Building System Also Applicable to Ground and Naval Vehicles, Among Other Things

    ASBBABSAAGNVAOT for short

    +2
  • Music that goes hard in military games 8 months ago

    some suggestions for the American section:

    fortunate son
    free bird
    one (by metallica)
    war pigs (black sabbath)
    mighty healthy (ghostface killah)
    C.R.E.A.M (wu-tang clan)
    Bulls on Parade and Down Rodeo by Rage Against the Machine

  • Shhh,quietly 8 months ago

    I have something similar in Forza, it's such a great car

  • [Allied Operations] SNCS Project Protheus 2000-7 - Snowstone National Constabulary 8 months ago

    the modified eukranoplan goes so hard

    +1
  • RESHADE TUTORIAL 8 months ago

    @Boeing727200F did you try selecting different depth maps? it's the checkboxes in the "add-ons" tab, visible in this picture

  • Does anyone know the origin of this plane? 8 months ago

    reverse image search :P

  • RESHADE TUTORIAL 8 months ago

    @Boeing727200F no, it looks pretty sketchy since the website hasn't been updated in ages. I promise the files from there have worked for me and I haven't gotten any viruses or anything yet. I do hear you can go to VirusTotal.com to verify safety of any websites or files you're not sure about.

  • Updated Photographer's Map 8 months ago

    @alexJgameYTukraine000000 no problem man, glad you reminded me since I think I may have deleted and reuploaded the file by accident without changing the link

    +1
  • Who knew sp could look this good? 8 months ago

    real

    the ceiling is so high, like if you can appreciate the beauty of the sunsets and the colors from that its already got a really good aesthetic, but by the time you toss in some Reshade, chef's kiss.

  • Idea: Make A GLaDOS-ish robot 8 months ago

    foot

  • Updated Photographer's Map 8 months ago

    @alexJgameYTukraine000000 should theoretically be fixed, lmk if it doesn't work

  • Updated Photographer's Map 8 months ago

    @alexJgameYTukraine000000 hmm, let me try updating the link

    +1
  • Why I like simpleplanes but in an almost unrecognisable language and accent 8 months ago

    goobidy gop blakan sood renah cruncdy polodobot

    +1
  • Why I wasn't online much yesterday 8 months ago

    bros using his whole vocabulary for this one

    +1
  • Press F to salute to me 8 months ago

    b

  • Website Suggestions for SP2 8 months ago

    @Graingy and loopholes, and technicalities.
    meth and weed, respectively

  • SkyWolf SE VII 8 months ago

    @AeroSultan honestly it flies pretty well, sure its a bit twitchy but that's because it has a lot of control surface and wing area (because its a biplane) and yeah it'll stall if you push it up too far but then again so will a real plane. Plus those "egregiously inadequate" guns are all they had in the early 1900s. It's supposed to be a realistic replica of a WW1 plane and it's doing a good job at that.

  • Website Suggestions for SP2 8 months ago

    @Graingy probably true

  • FriedPC.drive experience 8 months ago

    overheating brakes on anything not going 100+ mph is crazy

  • Website Suggestions for SP2 8 months ago

    @Graingy the terms of service say differently.

    link

    You may not have more than one account, and only one user name for your use of any Service.

    again, I don't think they actually care

  • Website Suggestions for SP2 8 months ago

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 terms of service, not the rules

  • Website Suggestions for SP2 8 months ago

    @Graingy technically alts are against the terms of service, which is strange since it is not enforced (there are moderators with alt accounts)

    point is they likely aren't going to be adding features that encourage something that's against the TOS

    +1
  • Website Suggestions for SP2 8 months ago

    @LunarEclipseSP Probably won't happen because server costs, as of right now they're probably paying like 15 grand a year for both the JNO and SP websites, adding the ability for randos to upload as many pictures as they want on the site would only make that go up. That said I do know a method to host unlimited pictures on the website using a single post using an unintended method. If you'd like to figure out how, tag me on an unlisted because I don't want to publicize this information (again, server costs go up if the website has to handle a lot of media)

    +2
  • my first plane 8 months ago

    That is some threatening auto credit right there

  • Wright Island is now in Minecraft. 8 months ago

    @Randomplayer sorry, I don't think I have the file anymore if it was deleted from my Google Drive

    also it's PC only

  • Wright Island in Minecraft: Update 3 8 months ago

    @Randomplayer its been done for a while, check my forum post history

  • What is your phone 8 months ago

    @Boeing727200F Apple's "planned obsolecense" is them decreasing the amount of power allowed to be used since batteries tend to have lower capacities after lots of charge/usage cycles. Since your battery is six years old at this point, your phone is probably using a fraction of the power it used to when your phone was new. Get a new battery and your performance will jump up a ton. Maybe not quite what it was when it was new (newer OSes are harder to run), but it will be a lot better than it is now. A replacement is 30 bucks, plus whatever it costs to hire someone to fix it if you aren't confident in your DIY skills.

  • What is your phone 8 months ago

    I have an iphone 12, roughly the same as or maybe a little worse @V in overall experience but pretty similar in terms of specs


    device and model: iphone 12
    chipset: Apple A14 Bionic (about 9% faster than the snapdragon 8 gen 2 but about 12% slower in multithread, single thread is what matters for most stuff)
    RAM: 4 gigs (oof, that's bad, even by the standards of a four year old device, probably also the differentiating factor in terms of SP performance)
    storage: 256 gigs (Apple walked my parents up the ladder, what can I say)
    screen: 6.1 inch OLED (technically worse but the Apple XDR displays are very high quality)
    camera: mediocre by today's standards

    @V your specs are mid, iphone 16 pro is better >:)
    does math
    wait, that's not right!
    this phone is half the price and the differences are only really the questionable implementation of local large language models and preference in operating system!
    Impossible!

  • Arturia Minilab 3 8 months ago

    @ToeTips yes of course

  • [Question] how did you guys come up with your sp account's username? 8 months ago

    mine was my real name with some numbers at the end, but I wanted something shorter

    +2
  • What I'm scared about SP2 9 months ago

    That's already a budget(ish) phone and it's two years old already, by the time SP2 even comes to android (likely another 2 years) its gonna be a potato. I'd start saving, if you can manage to save like $20-30 a month you can have a really nice phone by then

    orrr get a PC and you can play SP2 at launch...

    +1
  • How da hell do you start a car? 9 months ago

    bro is quite committed to this plot arc

    +2
  • TEXT CODING QUESTION :D 9 months ago

    @overlord5453 only certain values work, if I remember correctly #FF makes it 100% opaque while #00 is the lowest value. Then it goes up in increments of 22 I believe until like 88

    Edit: According to the resource
    I was right, except after #88 there is #CC, #AA. and then #FF.

    +1