How do you deal with failure?
Lower your expectations!
(Even if they really should not have to get that low.)
A bit of an early Holiday gift.
Not very special, not my best work.
Vaguely-Santa-coloured. Couldn't tell you if it's Santa-flavoured. Do not feed cookies, will result in engine flame-out.
An early Cold War styled strike aircraft... or at least, it's supposed to be an early Cold War styled strike aircraft. Looks more like the plastic helium balloon that was stuck on the ceiling at that birthday party you went to as a kid but hey that's SimplePlanes graphics for you.
AG1 - Bomb bay (throttle).
AG2-5 - Jettison missiles.
AG8 - Engine throttle.
Equipped with Air-to-Air missiles so some annoying fatass in a sleigh doesn't get in your way while you're trying to commit an act of terro- I mean deliver presents to the orphanage :)
Idk If you'll hear from me again in terms of posts but if not mmm okay cool byebye now
Specifications
Spotlights
- Speedhunter 1.4 years ago
- minesweeper 1.8 years ago
- Monarchii 1.7 years ago
General Characteristics
- Created On Mac
- Wingspan 38.3ft (11.7m)
- Length 51.2ft (15.6m)
- Height 14.9ft (4.5m)
- Empty Weight 17,104lbs (7,758kg)
- Loaded Weight 25,529lbs (11,579kg)
Performance
- Power/Weight Ratio 1.76
- Wing Loading 46.5lbs/ft2 (226.9kg/m2)
- Wing Area 549.3ft2 (51.0m2)
- Drag Points 4090
Parts
- Number of Parts 60
- Control Surfaces 7
- Performance Cost 377
@TheUltimatePlaneLover so yes, it’ll be a few weeks for some of these orders.
@Graingy Ohh ok
@TheUltimatePlaneLover Oh I’m sorry I don’t order my dates like a dyslexic hamburger seagull.
It’s D/M/Y.
@Graingy Wait...
You mean 3/1/25 right??
1/3/25 is January 3rd... but it's February 27...
@TheUltimatePlaneLover 7, eh?
Aight, 1/3/25.
@Graingy Aitey then
@TheUltimatePlaneLover In production. Slow production, but the tooling exists.
We can get you about 7 immediately (as in, like, end of the week).
@Graingy What's max stock? Still 15?
@TheUltimatePlaneLover Wonderful. How many? These run around $8,500,000 each. Range is short and avionics aren't the greatest, but construction is simple.
@Graingy Hmmmm
Looks good, I'll take it
And yes I'm interested
If you'd like further recommendations, just ask. I have a few ideas.
@TheUltimatePlaneLover Hate to bother you with a sales pitch, but I'd like to recommend this aircraft.
It's light, fast, maneuverable. Good price too. Probably one of the better of our affordable options for frontline service.
@EnglishGarden I mean you do you man
I forgot ActivateX inputs so the bomb bay sucks.
@Graingy nuh-uh no proof
@EnglishGarden It’s so mediocre…
20!
27/4/24
funny description, flies pretty good
@Speedhunter Yes, "Modifications". Of course.
How many Fox 3 is one "Modifications"?
22?
@Graingy Hmm, Cold war Era eh, Might use a few modifications so they can be used as Recon UAVs against the Sirens
@SpeedHunter I recalled your interest in procuring some B-200Bs for use against the Sirens, and I thought that thing little thing could be quite well-suited!
The GS-70S is a nimble 1950s lightweight nuclear strike aircraft designed to take off close to the front and deliver its payload from a small but quick package. This one received missiles in the 1960s to help it defend itself.
~$7.5 million USD equivalent per unit for a used airframe.
What'd'ya say?
It's totally not one of our most forgettable aircraft or anything haha
@TheUltimatePlaneLover Forgor
@Graingy And what's your
@TheUltimatePlaneLover Perchance
@Graingy theory?
@TheUltimatePlaneLover I have a