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GS-70S "Spoon-Licker"

25.9k Graingy  5 months ago

How do you deal with failure?

Lower your expectations!

(Even if they really should not have to get that low.)


A bit of an early Holiday gift.
Not very special, not my best work.
Vaguely-Santa-coloured. Couldn't tell you if it's Santa-flavoured. Do not feed cookies, will result in engine flame-out.
An early Cold War styled strike aircraft... or at least, it's supposed to be an early Cold War styled strike aircraft. Looks more like the plastic helium balloon that was stuck on the ceiling at that birthday party you went to as a kid but hey that's SimplePlanes graphics for you.


AG1 - Bomb bay (throttle).
AG2-5 - Jettison missiles.
AG8 - Engine throttle.


Equipped with Air-to-Air missiles so some annoying fatass in a sleigh doesn't get in your way while you're trying to commit an act of terro- I mean deliver presents to the orphanage :)
Idk If you'll hear from me again in terms of posts but if not mmm okay cool byebye now

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General Characteristics

  • Created On Mac
  • Wingspan 38.3ft (11.7m)
  • Length 51.2ft (15.6m)
  • Height 14.9ft (4.5m)
  • Empty Weight 17,104lbs (7,758kg)
  • Loaded Weight 25,529lbs (11,579kg)

Performance

  • Power/Weight Ratio 1.76
  • Wing Loading 46.5lbs/ft2 (226.9kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 549.3ft2 (51.0m2)
  • Drag Points 4090

Parts

  • Number of Parts 60
  • Control Surfaces 7
  • Performance Cost 377
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    25.9k Graingy

    @EnglishGarden I mean you do you man
    I forgot ActivateX inputs so the bomb bay sucks.

    20 days ago
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    @Graingy nuh-uh no proof

    20 days ago
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    25.9k Graingy

    @EnglishGarden It’s so mediocre…

    21 days ago
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    25.9k Graingy

    20!
    27/4/24

    21 days ago
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    funny description, flies pretty good

    21 days ago
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    25.9k Graingy

    @Speedhunter Yes, "Modifications". Of course.
    How many Fox 3 is one "Modifications"?
    22?

    one month ago
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    35.1k Speedhunter

    @Graingy Hmm, Cold war Era eh, Might use a few modifications so they can be used as Recon UAVs against the Sirens

    one month ago
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    25.9k Graingy

    @SpeedHunter I recalled your interest in procuring some B-200Bs for use against the Sirens, and I thought that thing little thing could be quite well-suited!
    The GS-70S is a nimble 1950s lightweight nuclear strike aircraft designed to take off close to the front and deliver its payload from a small but quick package. This one received missiles in the 1960s to help it defend itself.
    ~$7.5 million USD equivalent per unit for a used airframe.
    What'd'ya say?
    It's totally not one of our most forgettable aircraft or anything haha

    +1 one month ago
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    25.9k Graingy

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover Forgor

    one month ago
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    @Graingy And what's your

    one month ago
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    25.9k Graingy

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover Perchance

    one month ago
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    @Graingy theory?

    one month ago
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    25.9k Graingy

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover I have a

    one month ago
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    @Speedhunter I might with Siren War, just gotta get caught up with the...
    LOREEEE

    RiP Matpat, enjoy your retirement buddy...

    +3 one month ago
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    25.9k Graingy

    @Noob101 Death.

    one month ago
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    13.0k Noob101

    @Graingy bad at morals but just look at my quotes on my page you will understand

    one month ago
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    25.9k Graingy

    @Noob101 Terrible in quality or terrible in morals?

    one month ago
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    13.0k Noob101

    @Graingy congrats your description is so good at being terrible i made it into a quote on my page congratulations also i didn't know your planet had terro- i mean fedex flight 8- i mean civilian airlines

    one month ago
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    25.9k Graingy

    @Noob101 :)

    one month ago
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    25.9k Graingy

    @Speedhunter So it's basically just you and ShinyGemsBro?

    one month ago
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    13.0k Noob101

    @Graingy Equipped with Air-to-Air missiles so some annoying fatass in a sleigh doesn't get in your way while you're trying to commit an act of terro- I mean deliver presents to the orphanage :) 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Wtf is this

    one month ago
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    35.1k Speedhunter

    @Graingy Im not sure, @TheUltimatePlaneLover was kinda the one writing the major events on the M-war but idk if he'll continue with the Siren war

    one month ago
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    25.9k Graingy

    @SpeedHunter Out of curiosity, if I wish to sell to those fighting the aliens, who do I contact?
    Preferably not ShinyGemsBro as they apparently REALLY don't like me.

    +1 one month ago
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    25.9k Graingy

    @MobileBuilder21 It uggy

    3 months ago
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    Here come the airo plean

    3 months ago
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