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Non-Lethal Boom 50

725 CoaxiumSmuggler  5.8 years ago

Have you ever been sick of watching explosions utterly obliterate your projects? You know when you've spent all day making a really sleek plane with a sick paint job and a custom cockpit and then BOOM! an evil spirited Boom 50 randomly drops out of the sky and destroys it, causing you to throw up your hands in dismay and yell out to God, "Let the anarchy end!" We've all been there. Early today I set out to fix that problem and now I proudly present the Non-Lethal Boom 50! (patent pending). This device allows protection from any Boom 50 guaranteed. (granted that it lands exactly on the pressure plate) Is it impractical? Yes. Is it stupid? Of course. Is it unwieldy, absurd, illogical, unrealistic, and downright ludicrous? Yes, that is precisely what it is. But let's be honest with ourselves. It's SimplePlanes! Where else could something as imbecilic as this exist. To operate simply press AG1 and watch yourself not blow up. Enjoy!

-Coaxium Smuggler

General Characteristics

  • Created On iOS
  • Wingspan 4.9ft (1.5m)
  • Length 18.0ft (5.5m)
  • Height 6.6ft (2.0m)
  • Empty Weight 2,030lbs (920kg)
  • Loaded Weight 2,030lbs (920kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading 439,839.3lbs/ft2 (2,147,483.6kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 1115

Parts

  • Number of Parts 48
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 142
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    Idk man some people don't know Star Wars like me and you@ThePilotDude

    5.8 years ago
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    I'm following you now btw@CoaxiumSmuggler

    5.8 years ago
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    Ur amazing thanks dude@Zippy6

    5.8 years ago
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    18.8k Zippy6

    @CoaxiumSmuggler lemme tell ya it is not very often that a desc gets me to lol. Keep it up dood.

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    35.7k ThePilotDude

    @CoaxiumSmuggler wow, I'm surprised that no one else realized that

    5.8 years ago
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    Thx dude. I'm new to simple planes and any support helps me a lot. I put a lot of time into my descriptions and I'm glad you noticed. Thx again.@Zippy6

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    18.8k Zippy6

    Upvote for the description.

    5.8 years ago
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    24.3k Mikan

    nyess. Now, completely replace Germany's whole ordinance stockpile would guarantee that, we would win the war.

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    Thx and your the first one to figure that out.@ThePilotDude

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    35.7k ThePilotDude

    This is what SimplePlanes is all about. Crazy, illogical thoughts put into a crazy, illogical invention! btw hi Han Solo

    5.8 years ago
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    11.6k Pjork

    @Flameslinger why not

    5.8 years ago
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    But why not?@Flameslinger

    5.8 years ago
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    But why?

    5.8 years ago