Evil Deer Steel Target Thingy who prefers to be called Edster for some reason
95.6k Monarchii
12 hours ago
he's evil.
chiilazyhpostn.
I just thought that, objectively, a HEAVY steel target deer is kinda funny to ram, except that you'll die when you do, JOY!! XD
P.S. Edster pops up when you are closer than 10m
(approximately 30ft) so try passing by before
that(impossible)
P.S.S. I know the thumbnail is garish af, but it's objectively also funny af XD
Specifications
Spotlights
- LunarEclipseSP 11 hours ago
General Characteristics
- Created On Android
- Wingspan 10.5ft (3.2m)
- Length 3.7ft (1.1m)
- Height 10.2ft (3.1m)
- Empty Weight 4,734,385lbs (2,147,483kg)
- Loaded Weight 4,734,385lbs (2,147,483kg)
Performance
- Wing Loading N/A
- Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
- Drag Points 0
Parts
- Number of Parts 51
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 142
GODDAMNIT EDSTER WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS!?
@LunarEclipseSP I'm going void rush anyone as Noli because "The kings chariot cannot be stopped."
Fever dream thumbnail
@Rjenteissussy
When you're dueling with the knight
And you can't survive the fight
Cuz the shadow mantle's might
Fades to rapidly...
I'm an engine that still run
Roaring knight i'll get her done
With a force
To crush your rising star
Don't forget
I'll hit you with my car!
@Rjenteissussy lmfao
"Driving in my car, right after a beer"
"Hey that bump, is shaped like a deer"
"D-U-I?"
"How about you die"
"I'll go a hundred miles, in a hour"
"Little do you know, I filled up on gas"
"Im'ma get your fountain making ahh"
"Pulverize this f###, with my bërgentruck"
"It's seems your out of luck"
"TRUCK!"
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@LettuceRob119 you owe me a buck
@Graingy it's only useful in some situation tbh
Oh, deer (budum tsss)
@Monarchii I did not know that was an option. Granted, I don't use variables much at all, let alone from the cockpit.
@Graingy far simpler, it's just the cockpit responding to how close you are XD(via using code "TargetSelected & TargetDistance<10)
I'm assuming the mechanism works by missile with 360 degree lock and 10m range, with a rotator activating in response to lock?
@Boeing727200F let's try that XD
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo deer
hits the deer with an EMD SD60M
@LunarEclipseSP
[FATAL CRASH]
also lmfao thanks for the spotlight Miss E XD
@LunarEclipseSP
*CRASH*
and my head suddenly became clear
:3
@EagleMan010 i mean, he is evil :3
Driving in my car
Right after a beer
Hey that bump
Is shaped like a deer
D-U-I
How about you die?
I go in hundred miles
In an hour
Little do you know
I filled on gas
Imma get
That fountain making arse
Pulverize this pluck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you've outta luck
TRUCK!
the thumbnail is a fever dream
@Graingy behold, your overlord.