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X-276 vacuum cleaner

56.6k WisconsinStatePolice  6 days ago
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Oh, your puny little F-16 had to have an engine tear down inspection because you ingested a loose screw on the runway??
FRICK YOU
THIS MONSTER EATS CHUNKS OF CONCRETE FOR BREAKFAST
HIS ENGINE IS MADE OF PURE GIGACHADIUM
POWERED BY ENRICHED OBAMANIUM FUEL
THE NOSE GEAR IS PERFECTLY POSITIONED TO KICK UP AS MUCH FOD AS POSSIBLE
CAN IT EAT ROCKS? HELL YEAH
BIRDS? NO BIGGIE
TREES? ITS A WOOD CHIPPER
THE POOR T/Sgt WHO GOT SUCKED IN? Rip
THEY COULD USE THIS FRICKER TO DISPOSE OF ALL OF NEW YORK CITY’S GARBAGE
IT CAN INGEST FOURTY TONS OF GRANITE AND NOT EVEN SPUTTER
IT CAN EVEN EAT THE BURNT LASAGNA THAT IS HARDER THAN BEDROCK IN MINECRAFT

Reality:
ono I ingest rock, no more 50 hour lifecycle engine for you.

Pros
- better and faster at picking up debris off the runway than if the entire base went on a FOD walk

Cons
- N/A

best vacuum on the market

General Characteristics

  • Created On iOS
  • Wingspan 14.8ft (4.5m)
  • Length 33.4ft (10.2m)
  • Height 10.0ft (3.1m)
  • Empty Weight 7,954lbs (3,608kg)
  • Loaded Weight 8,751lbs (3,969kg)

Performance

  • Power/Weight Ratio 3.851
  • Wing Loading 62.2lbs/ft2 (303.9kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 140.6ft2 (13.1m2)
  • Drag Points 1623

Parts

  • Number of Parts 35
  • Control Surfaces 7
  • Performance Cost 283
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    FD Generic quint KFD

    +1 17 hours ago
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    @WisconsinStatePolice yeah sure

    yesterday
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    @Lwillswith2sentryguns
    I didn’t mean to post it public, I forgot to hit the unlisted button. I’ll ping you on it if you want to check it out

    yesterday
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    Why did you unshare traffic safety police car?

    +1 yesterday
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    54.3k ShinyGemsBro

    This thing ate the Technical Sergeant?
    Weak.
    Our C-130s can eat entire paratrooper companies
    with it's propellers.

    6 days ago
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    @Boeing727200F probably

    6 days ago
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    can it eat a tankette?

    6 days ago
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    This plane isn’t even half baked, it’s just raw dough
    - VTOL for flaps is broken
    - weird line in the middle of the upper fuselage
    - janky ahh landing gear layout

    6 days ago