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Now introducing the Guillotine-chopper™! (New for 2024)
A guillotine is “a machine with a heavy blade sliding vertically in grooves, used for beheading people.” According to Oxford Languages. Now, this is not just your normal guillotine you would just find on the side of the road. This is fhe New and improved Guillotine! It comes with am auto-sharpening-headchopper™ (replacement blades can be found on amazon for 1837283.99 dollars), and a guaranteed (actual percentage, see comments) head catching basket. It is time to return to the glorious time of the french revolution! Guillotine-chopper™ is not recomended for thoes under 10 years old. If you have had prior problems with blood loss, do not use Guillotine-chopper™.
Viva la revolución!!!
Activate one for the blade. Have fun, but not too much.
Specifications
Spotlights
- Kerbango one month ago
- Johnnyynf one month ago
- DISHWASHER2005 one month ago
- Bryan5 one month ago
- DatFiat126Guy19 one month ago
- HanakoSan one month ago
- LJh1 one month ago
General Characteristics
- Successors 1 airplane(s) +70 bonus
- Created On iOS
- Wingspan 9.8ft (3.0m)
- Length 15.1ft (4.6m)
- Height 22.6ft (6.9m)
- Empty Weight 3,347lbs (1,518kg)
- Loaded Weight 4,268lbs (1,936kg)
Performance
- Wing Loading 453.2lbs/ft2 (2,212.8kg/m2)
- Wing Area 9.4ft2 (0.9m2)
- Drag Points 8951
Parts
- Number of Parts 79
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 421
Oh, and I almost forgot. Thanks to @Blockman06 for th rag doll, in his post here
*A statistical chance of 0.00000000000000000001532%
oooooooooooooof
@Mousewithamachinegun122 mk
@Majakalona
Hey, I gtg. Don’t start drama while I am gone pls. But remember to report if that guy posts any more.
@ZGNFHK359
For making 8 wenuses you shall have to step in to be publicly executed for your crimes
@BlackBird7
Ohhh yes
Ohhh noooo
@Mousewithamachinegun122 HON HON HON OUI OUI
@LoneSpaceGaming
DONT WORRY! IT IS A VERY QUICK DEATH COMPARED TO SOME.
chuckles while sharpening the blade
@Mousewithamachinegun122
I RATHER NOT DIE YET!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! I STILL HAVEN'T GOTTEN A GIRLFRIEND YET!!! WHY CRUEL WORLD, WHYYY?!?!?!
@LoneSpaceGaming
YES!
@monarchiiwithastolenmg
They walked right into the trap!
PLEASE NO!!!
@BlackBird7
Very ouch!
Ouch!!!!
@Mousewithamachinegun122 alright.
@imprezamk
Well, idk. I have seen a lot of other guillotines that were not taken down, so I am not sure. I hope not.
this is probably gonna get taken down anyways
@Kerbango
The mods have removed a bunch of other guillotines, and I am surprised that this is still up. I have seen leg breakers removed, and a bunch of other stuff.
@Mousewithamachinegun122 OK...................(ominous, huh?).........
@Kerbango
Good idea. I would build one, but I think the mods would remove it.
add a body with the head attached to a delayed detacher, head falls in basket, releasing a lever that activates the catapult, camera on head, (heck, add a basketball hoop for the head to land in.)
like a rube goldberg-ish machine.
Honestly, I am surprised I have never heard of a guillotine catapult combo shooting off the severed heads.
"Quick, come here! We are running out of ammo!"
@Kerbango
Yes, this post has a lot of jokes in it.
@Mousewithamachinegun122 10% off. HA! I see what you did there.