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Frame Guardian ECPD Public Affairs Christmas SUV

41.3k WisconsinStatePolice  4 months ago
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Auto Credit Based on WisconsinStatePolice's Frame Motors Ram-Guardian XMAS final

No, this was not made because some oblivious idiots didn’t move over for responding cars despite the imploding sun on the roof and 140db siren behind them. Instead, the ECPD’s Public Affairs team had this rave car put together for public relations functions, cram a cruiser runs, and other city events.
This public affairs stunt has more lights on it than you could find at a skrillex show, each with the power to ignite a piece of steel from a mile away. It's not just the collapsed sun on the roof, its got lights hidden under the sides, the brake lights turn into mini raves, and the high beams flash, making this Frame Guardian light up its surroundings ten times brighter than a Bikini Atoll fireworks show.

Ag1 - headlights
Ag2 - turn signal
Ag3 - turn signal
Ag4 - activate the unparalleled power of the sun with the collective illumination power of a few midsize death stars
Ag5 - Alley lights

the other car seen in some of the pictures

I couldn't put a Christmas tree on a car, so this is the next best thing.
Cheers!

General Characteristics

Performance

  • Wing Loading N/A
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 4020

Parts

  • Number of Parts 464
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 1,568
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    180 antares1

    I bet you in Elizabeth city they actually did this

    4 months ago
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    244 porgpilot

    @DatMaluchGuy19 okay, lol

    4 months ago
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    @porgpilot oh, really sorry for not knowing that you are a japanese lol, also, my bad for getting things wrong, i really couldn't focus on what i was trying to type, and yeah, suv's are still cars, but with a different classification and stuff.

    +1 4 months ago
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    244 porgpilot

    @DatMaluchGuy19 tf u mean im japanese lol

    suv is type of a car btw. get yo thing right

    4 months ago
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    @porgpilot thats probably you being an american lol, a car is... well... a car (sedans, hatchbacks, any of these regular cars), and y'all americans are out here calling these monstrously large suv's as "cars" which i find to be hilarious.

    4 months ago
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    244 porgpilot

    @DatMaluchGuy19 stilll a car lollll

    4 months ago
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    I miss old good station wagons like Mercury Marquis...

    4 months ago
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    Correction: Its Not A Car, Its Technically Classified As An "SUV"

    +1 4 months ago