@urlocalgorillawithaspork
Riss :(

(i hav no rizz tho)

@SPWithLizzie heh

@AviationLoverGEEK444
I am not going to 5th grade😭

@SPWithLizzie bro needs to go to 5th grade to learn how to get rizz

@SchmooveBrain
At least no j*b

@SPWithLizzie
Your application has been: DENIED
We encourage you to seek other positions within our corporation!
Please accept this photo of a cute little kitty as an apology.

@SchmooveBrain
Do not time warp me into an eternal job please
I am begging🙏🙏

@SchmooveBrain

Ancap type [Title Card]

@SPWithLizzie
Due to the invention of quantum corpo calenderization, the 2nd of December is in fact a Friday, as it spans the entire week for maximum work efficiency
Please, remember to Bring your Own Bombing Resumé to the interview, as this position requires 339 YEARS of prior work experience!

Die Fahne Hoch! Die Reihen Dicht Geschlossen!

@SchmooveBrain
Also the 2nd of December 2036 isn't Friday

@SPWithLizzie

This is an automated message, and your reply has not been forwarded to the [REDACTED] corporation. Apologies

@SchmooveBrain
Tf are those times bruh😭
But I'm choosin December second, 2036

Thank you for your application, we'll get back to you in 4-8 business months, for now, please select an interview time:

Friday, December 2nd, 2036, 2:12AM
Monday, October 21st, 2077, 11:59PM

@deutschFELLA
I need cash bruh😭🙏

WHY 😭😭 😭 😭🙏🙏🙏

@MrSilverWolf
The autotag isn't working, can you change it?
Original poster is @DeutschFELLA

THR ORIGINAL POSTER IS

@DeutschFELLA