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Dancing BC Water

48.3k Graingy  1.4 years ago

This was a mistake.

Technical troubles create the darndest things.

This predates SimplePaints, but is far, far less interesting.

It's a dancing water bottle.

It shimmies along at about 4kph.

If you want my respect take a video of yourself going weird places with it, like a mountain or something.

It's self-mobile, unclear if it's self-aware, and definitely clear that it is clear.

Yum.

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General Characteristics

  • Created On Mac
  • Wingspan 0.6ft (0.2m)
  • Length 0.2ft (0.1m)
  • Height 0.9ft (0.3m)
  • Empty Weight 2lbs (1kg)
  • Loaded Weight 2lbs (1kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading N/A
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 0

Parts

  • Number of Parts 33
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 223
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    I'm not even joking when I say this thing defeated an A-40B
    Literally. Although the A-40B is undefeatable in the air and sea, it has a hard time landing due to incredibly fragile landing gear, and the A-40B accidentally landed on the water bottle, which was like dynamite to the fragile landing gear of the Havoc II, causing the aircraft to slide across the runway and take noticeable airframe damage. Thankfully, it wasn't carrying any explosive munitions, as it had just finished an attack run during the Monarchii War, but still, it's scary to think that this thing can actually stand- or more so dance- up to an A-40B.

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    48.3k Graingy

    If you don't download this thing then you're missing the entire point.
    Externally it is identical to BC Water.

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    Eh

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    @TheUltimatePlaneLover abuse child

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    @Graingy I was approximately 5 seconds away from victory. I had held a close first place for the entire race. But then I hit a banana, and got passed by Baby Daisy (and others, but that was the one that stung the most BECAUSE IT'S A BABY)
    I have never damaged an electronic device, neither by accident nor intent, but that day was a close call.

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    @TheUltimatePlaneLover Do you?

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    @Graingy lol
    I know your pain

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    @TheUltimatePlaneLover lmfao
    I’m sure it has a victory dance ready.
    … Mario Kart banana.

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    @Graingy

    OWW!!!

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    @Monarchii The COM is messed up!

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    @Graingy

    OW

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    @Monarchii This is a big bad issue

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    104k Monarchii

    @Graingy OW

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    @Monarchii This requires a trip to the editor!

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    104k Monarchii

    @Graingy OW

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    @Monarchii the Boom 50 exploded

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    @Graingy WH

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    @AshdenpawTG22 Gets flung out at 2000kph

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    2,202 Ashdenpaw1

    @Graingy tsar bomba

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    @Monarchii Rolls again

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    @Graingy WHAT

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    @AshdenpawTG22 Jiggles

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    @Monarchii talenned

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    2,202 Ashdenpaw1

    HOLD STILL LET ME.. gunfire AAAAAAAAAAH GODDAMN HOLD STILL YOU FUCKIN- MOAB

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    @Graingy HOW

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