@keiyronelleavgeek566 It'd get me in trouble with the moderation.

@Graingy
well, you don't know that.
i do want to know.
tell me, O Great Sand Guy.

@keiyronelleavgeek566 No, trust me. You don't want to know.
Like, for real.

@Graingy yup, i've heard it. quite a few times, actually.
but i'd still like to know.
i can handle it, i've drank Botulinum-Infused Aviation Fuel. (i don't suggest you try it, it's not tasty.)

@keiyronelleavgeek566 Y'ever heard the phrase "ignorance is bliss"?

@Graingy
oh?
what has Graggy done that requires legal intervention??

@keiyronelleavgeek566 If I knew I'd have already told the authorities

@Graingy huh.
okay.
i promise my rocket has landed on Mars.
you just need to tell me Graggy's current location.

@keiyronelleavgeek566 I ain't falling for this!
I remember the Venus scam!

@Graingy okay, i've landed at the North Pole and deployed the delivery rover.
where are you?

@Graingy the engine propels millions of pieces of bacon out per second at 119,923,816,91729 km/h.

um, well they let me in anyways .-.

@keiyronelleavgeek566 I sense a scam. Not only is that incredibly fast, but my name ain't Graingy. No way they'd accept that.

@Graingy also, the rocket is quite close to Mars now.
i've just announced my presence in these words:
"I have a package for Graingy!"
and they let me in.

@Graingy neither did i.
tbh, i probably wouldn't be alive if i went to a movie theater to see the Minecraft movie.
i would also probably get PTSD.

@keiyronelleavgeek566 Never got around to seeing it :/

@Graingy uh...sure.
what's your opinion on the film in general?

@keiyronelleavgeek566 chicken jockey

@SumateraIndustries huh...alright ;-;
@Graingy do you think the Minecraft movie was a massively bad idea that led to a spectacular failure?

@keiyronelleavgeek566 yesn't