@Boeing727200F Hey! Hey! Before you plot anything, consider who you'd be making enemies of!

@Graingy bingo.

@Boeing727200F I don't know.
I'd hope that my Soian endorsement would come with perks like protection against grievous bodily harm...
Unfortunately, I do not have a Warranty, so I can't say anything for certain.

@Graingy what about a large kinetic bomb? Like something designed to impact with no payload at stupidly high speeds (ofc our bomb will be GPS guided)

@Boeing727200F Probably not. Those devices are not so well-suited to applying force to an object so tiny as I am.
Honestly my abnormal durability is probably my greatest virtue, considering how otherwise ineffectual I am.
It's funny, isn't it?
I have connections like no other, am the voice of a manufacturing giant, have actual divine right to my duties, and head a well-funded paramilitary organization, yet can barely accomplish anything in the world.
That must surely be some sort of record for most squandered opportunity. Surely.

@Graingy 3 direct strikes from MOABs
will that work?

@Boeing727200F Oof, that sucks. I think I once saw part of one in a museum? Honestly I'm not sure exactly what that was, it's been a while.

Use quote blocks, they're easier to read.

I am unimaginably hard.
Don't worry, Graingy's rolling stock has never been a big part of our image. The big ones were never products, just business.
Isn't doing everything in-house wonderful?

or plane, but I don't think that will work out well.

@Graingy yeah that's the freighter variant, got to see one in real life in a museum. came back to that museum only to be disappointed to find out it was scrapped.
"Seems you've went from a freight plane to a freight train!
Hey, here's a Monarchii-level pun for you:
What do you call a locomotive that can do magic tricks?
A sleight train!"
I really want to get you out of that jar to slowly squish you with the heaviest engine we have (yes, an aircraft manufacturer has trains, only reason why is for shunting and transporting equipment on property, you don't need to state Graingy has larger trains I already know)

@Boeing727200F Wait that's the freighter version?
Lmao.
Seems you've went from a freight plane to a freight train!
Hey, here's a Monarchii-level pun for you:
What do you call a locomotive that can do magic tricks?
A sleight train!

@Graingy I just like the 727, don't recall what site it was but Boeing 727-200 was taken so I went with the freighter variant. then I just used it for, everything else.

@Boeing727200F Freaky shit.
Actually, I've been meaning to ask: Why the Boeing 727-200F? Of all planes to name your new SP account after, why that one?

@Graingy no clue who this guy is.

@Boeing727200F Did you get out?

@RepublicofWrightIsles uhhhhh, I have been freed from that crane for a while. Gave up on the whole idea when it started to go downhill fast. Also the plane is called “devious plane”, I posted that a while ago

@Boeing727200F I unwelded you!

@Boeing727200F how do I get this plane?

@YOURGORILLA1246 no

@YOURGORILLA1246 noian

@Boeing7272

@Boeing727200F bomb

@YOURGORILLA1246 how

@Boeing727200F i will help you get out of the crane

@Boeing727200F Fair enough, fair enough
Also I thought I upvoted this lol