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Whoopee Cushion (it flys, and makes flatulence noise)

9,165 Zyvx  5.4 years ago
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This UFO ( Unidentified Farting Object ) is based on some wind breaking technology. the flatulence alone will lift this whoopee cushion in vtol style. throttle for fart power, yaw to turn, pitch and roll to move. land safely at 30 mph or less, around 90 to 95 percent throttle. That is not a prop plane you hear, it's the wonderful sound of the flying whoopee cushion headed your way. fart spray not included. enjoy

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General Characteristics

  • Created On Android
  • Wingspan 16.4ft (5.0m)
  • Length 19.6ft (6.0m)
  • Height 2.1ft (0.6m)
  • Empty Weight 1,052lbs (477kg)
  • Loaded Weight 5,812lbs (2,636kg)

Performance

  • Horse Power/Weight Ratio 0.172
  • Wing Loading 439,839.3lbs/ft2 (2,147,483.6kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 450

Parts

  • Number of Parts 6
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 49
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    @Zyvx XD

    5.4 years ago
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    9,165 Zyvx

    @Scruffyscott good point, you might have just figured out how it moves on water. Lol

    5.4 years ago
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    What if the uss beast itself is farting?

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    9,165 Zyvx

    @Toxicareonuatics it seems that you discovered the truly gassy nature of the USS Beast, this must be how it got its name. They must be serving the ships crew alot of beans.

    +1 5.4 years ago
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    @Zyvx I accidentally crashed into the USS beast, and the propeller sound just sped up and overlapped with other propeller sounds and it just killed me. XD

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    9,165 Zyvx

    @Toxicareonuatics lol, thanks

    5.4 years ago
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    f a r t s p r a y

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    Hold up

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    wind breaking t e c h n o l o g y XD this is the best thing!

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    9,165 Zyvx

    @ACEPILOT109 thanks, that's funny about calling your brother that, lol

    +1 5.4 years ago
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    Yes unidentified farting object!@Spectre2520

    5.4 years ago
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    I call people UFO all the time! With the intention of farting, that’s what I called my brother like a year ago, this is cool!

    5.4 years ago
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    9,165 Zyvx

    @Spectre2520 awesome guns, thanks

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    6,169 Spectre2520

    @Zyvx Unidentified Farting Object?
    Isn’t it suppose to be flying?
    Also did you check the miniguns I sent

    5.4 years ago
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    9,165 Zyvx

    @Scruffyscott yes indeed lol

    5.4 years ago
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    What a big fart

    5.4 years ago
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    9,165 Zyvx

    @ACEPILOT109 its finally here lol. originally I had planned on wings etc, but this actually hovers and flys good for it's simple build.

    5.4 years ago