This Is Marshall. An Missile Carrying Heavy Cruiser.

Here's His Boring Armaments 👇

8 Cruise Missiles (The First, Last and Only Normal Weapon of This Ship... Wait, THESE MISSILES ARE ATTACHED TO A TURRET!)

21 Tactical Nukes (QUANTITY OVER QUALITY!)

64 Standard Missiles (With a Boring Lock Time...)

4 Long-Ranged Nukes (This Ship is Gonna Destroy Everything... Even Himself!)

6 Hypersonic Missiles (I Know They Are Not Hypersonics, GET OUT.)

31 AA Missiles (With an Terrifying Turret and the Worst Damage Ever Seen. Enemy Aircraft will Die From Laughing.)

Controls:

Throttle: Move Forward.✅
Yaw: Hull Rotation
Pitch and Roll: Ummmm... Empty!🤦
Moving Backward? Brake? Hmmmm... THERE IS NO BRAKE!

AG1: Activation of Hypersonic Missiles.
AG2: Useless & Weak Flashbang.🤦
AG8: Nothing, But Don't Deactivate It. Or Bad Things would Happen.

Vulnerable Against:
Loud Obstacles
Countermeasure Armed Vehicles
Patrol Boats and Small Ships
Close Ranged Combat

So, Marshall is a Warcrime Against Himself.
Hope these Jokes in Description make You Smile...