There once was a very strong and mighty hero, who bore the name Wielislaw Xanderstanderon, and he rode a majestic horse, which was beautiful, battle-seasoned, tough, and most importantly, well-trained and always went forwards when asked. But Xanderstanderon lost his horse in battle; a lance sent through his horse by the evil Lord Feratog! So, Xanderstanderon asked the renowned blacksmith, Veroph Valansanoid, to make a replacement for his horse, that was just as reliable, just as tough, and just as beautiful. So, Veroph got straight to work, and in three weeks time (just long enough for Xanderstanderon to confirm that there were no horses as good as his own, which was now dead,) Veroph was done with his horrifyingly massive replacement. It was big, clumsy, and sometimes hungry for very hotly combusting fluids, but it always went forwards when asked, whether or not it had any of its favorite drink. Veroph said, all it needs is some mechanical energy, which is made from electrical energy, made from the light of the sun, to go forwards, turn, and tip back. Xanderstanderon loved this new massive horse! And so we, at Valansanoid & Company, are hoping you’ll buy working, perfect duplicates of the horse that Veroph himself made, that Xanderstanderon can still be seen riding when charging into battle, trampling foes by the dozens, and sniping them by the thirties!

This horse is useful when you need to send a military expedition to a distant area, have only a small amount of fuel, and you want a fast auxillary transport system. Use [THROTTLE] to increase leg speed, [VTOL] to activate the propellers. The rest is easy.