There was a man... who wanted his account back.
He dearly missed it. But with no luck in opening it.
All he wanted to do was have his profile homepage back.
As he stared outside the dark window, he could see the moonlight reflecting on his console.
This gave him an idea.
He went and stood up for the first time in 13 days. He looked at his collection of games and CD’s. Filled with rage, he made sure he will make the laptop pay.
The moonlight no longer seemed to calm him. He was bottling up his emotions. Yet silently... there was a voice.
“do it” the voice repeated.
He chose not to yet he suddenly had a urge.
An urge to get revenge on the pixels.
He ran and grabbed a CD disk. “WII RESORTS” it said.
He thought, Who even plays this?
He slowly took the Cd out of of the case, with his trembling hands.
Nothing was gonna stop him now.
He held it in his hand. It seemed to touch back to him. Yet the voice came back.
“DO IT DANGIT!” He looked at the laptop.
.
Goodbye. You served me well. He said.
It’s been quite the ride.
Goodbye.
I will miss you.
And without wasting more time...
He did it. He threw the CD and it bounced off the keys. It then hit “Alt+f4”
And the laptop turned off.
THE END

Disclaimer: Wii Sports Resort discs are lethal weapons. This was handled by an unqualified child. Please do not try this at home.