"What happened here?"

"Well, His Mighty Creator wanted a spawn point at jolly ol' Maywar but somehow didn't realize the Seaplane landed in shallow waters."

"That's lovely. Oh look, it seems like the port side torpedoes decided to run off."

"They haven't been fired in a couple of weeks, sir."

"We'll just retrieved them once they run out of oxygen."

"Wait they run on oxygen?"