@Spacedoge12345plane Long Long ago, in a middle school far far away there was once a home town football player (who now goes by me) had a cheer leader gf. Valintines day came. she baked me a strawberry cake and put it on my 1 st period desk. I had a gift too. Chocolates, a rose, and a.... rock from behind my house. We lasted like 1 more month. 4 years later we still don't talk at parties.
I love Valentine’s Day. It’s the one day of the whole year I wake and the world reminds me that I’m still single. It really stinks to have to go buy a box of chocolates with my credit card because I’m a fat doge that eats chocolate (that can somehow eat chocolate ikr) and have a cashier ask me who is it for. And I have to reply with “for myself so I can stress eat away all the flower ads on tv”. The reactions are insane. I mean just because I’m lonely doesn't mean people at the cashier desk should freak out. Or maybe it’s because I am a doge buying chocolate that can talk and use a credit card. Not to mention that I am in a space suit.
Nice@TheXDimension32
Indeed@Bearclaw189
@Bearclaw189 I see
Wait my bad I got you and someone else’s name confused @GritAerospaceSolutionsLTD
I would never be a furry@GritAerospaceSolutionsLTD
@Bearclaw189 What?
There is nothing between us@WaffleCakes
Woah@Griffinthedragon
Interesting @Spacedoge12345plane
Cool Story@TheXDimension32
Never@GritAerospaceSolutionsLTD
@Griffinthedragon Good for you
@GritAerospaceSolutionsLTD yah
@Spacedoge12345plane Long Long ago, in a middle school far far away there was once a home town football player (who now goes by me) had a cheer leader gf. Valintines day came. she baked me a strawberry cake and put it on my 1 st period desk. I had a gift too. Chocolates, a rose, and a.... rock from behind my house. We lasted like 1 more month. 4 years later we still don't talk at parties.
Boom@Notaleopard
I love Valentine’s Day. It’s the one day of the whole year I wake and the world reminds me that I’m still single. It really stinks to have to go buy a box of chocolates with my credit card because I’m a fat doge that eats chocolate (that can somehow eat chocolate ikr) and have a cashier ask me who is it for. And I have to reply with “for myself so I can stress eat away all the flower ads on tv”. The reactions are insane. I mean just because I’m lonely doesn't mean people at the cashier desk should freak out. Or maybe it’s because I am a doge buying chocolate that can talk and use a credit card. Not to mention that I am in a space suit.
Are you a furry? @Griffinthedragon
Happy Veterans Day to my...nonexistent boyfriend....hummmm
Happy Birthday!
I love you too babe
yes we need a b2 to do it @Notaleopard
Hearts and stuff...
Yes papa@Notaleopard
Carpet Bombs the Comunity with Heart Shaped Chocolate Boxes!