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How To Build A Jet..

9,149 DaKraken  5.9 years ago

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Welcome to my post..I am Richard.. your teacher.. today we are going to make a jet.. and now we go to our american wild west friend on how to build it .. Bobby?

American accent WHAT Don't you see I am drinking my.. Oh ok here .. to build an airplane you gotta have a cauldron and water and coal.. and you gotta have some Train wheels and tracks as a runway .. am I done here? Oh yeah the wing .. You just gotta take the feathers of a chicken.. and to pull up.. uhh.. YOU JUST GOTTA FLY OFF A CLIFF JUST BE A MAN..

Richard : Thank you Bobby that's surely a "Wild west" to take off from.. hahaha..get it? A wild west? No? not funny? Ok ok.. :c ANYWAYS once again thank you Bobby.. and now we go to our communist friend .. Resnov!

Russian accent Ayy Komrade I well teach you bow to make a jet.. first! YOU GOTTA DRINK VUDKA it helps mother Russia.. Second! You just Steal and American Vulcan minigun and put it on a cart.. powered by the finest VUDKA and third .. just get a yak fighter wings and some bulky Russian car wheels.. And there you got it Komrade.. to take off you just use the katyusha missile launcher to launch you then just fire the minigun.. Oh also don't worry about ammo it's going to alright..

Richard Thank you resnov for these tips ! And now..

Resnov ALSO NO ONE CAN BE BEHIND YOU BEACUSE YOU YOU ARE VULCAN PROPPELERED

Richard oh you almost forgot about that.. to be honest that's a nice feature.. Anyways A word from our sponsor!

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Richard Welcome back! I hope you enjoyed our commercial break..
So next is.. Aladdin?

Aladdin Hello I am Aladdin and I am going to show you how to fly! Get a magic carpet already

Richard BUT HOW ONE CAN GET A MAGIC CARPET?

Aladdin Bol get a magic and get a carpet and mix em and you got a magic carpet !

Richard kicks Aladdin out of here stupid.. ANYWAYS.. AGAIN our next guest is.. SHREK?!

kicks open door shrek Oh hello there did you know that.. SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WOULD..

Richard STOP SHREK STOPDO YOU KNOW HOW TO FLY?

Shrek Dragons sun

Richard Loads gun Richard get out..

shrek gets out while singing his theme song with donkey

richard our next guest is.. wait.. who? But it can't be.. he is dead.. Oh god.. Our guest is .. hitler

hitler Screams Nien Nien Nien TRYING to speak

Richard so .. hit..le..r? Wha..t a..re y..y..you.. saying?

hitler then screams loudly at Richard because he didn't understand him..

Richard DUDE CHILL PLEASE DONT TOUCH ME NOOO

hitler NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN
hitler chased Richard around the room until they were running near a pool so hitler slipped in the pool and somehow .. drowned.. (epic fail) and Richard then .. pulled the gun out..
*Richard
OH COME ON I HAD A GUN?! it would've been much simpler..

Shrek and donkey and Aladdin entered with their "airplanes" all of them singing Shreks theme

Richard I give up ..
Richard shoots Shrek and Aladdin and donkey
Richard rides the Dragon and get the magic carpet
Richard I am out and I quit .. PEACE OUT

Credits start playing with Ali A Theme ear rape

Made by one drunk kraken boi

Made in the seven seas and England

Made with 1 good phone

Made at no certain year because I am a time traveller

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