@arcues PS I didn't say it wasn't a joke I said it doesn't have to be a plane joke

No. That must be another guy @drdoom222

@arcues soo my sense of humer is a tad off

@arcues ohh the last time I heard any jokes was in Russia 10 years ago

@ColonelStriker wait... are you theoldcolonel?

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4 men walked into a bar. Th 5th one ducked.
How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?(you answer this one)

Here's a short one!
A man walked into a bar, "Ouch!" He said.

That was a joke@Smasher

@arcues they don't have to be plane jokes it can be any joke you can think of

I have zero plane jokes

@Smasher @Smasher I messed up the first one. The blind man is also peeing into the wind.

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Here's a couple good jokes.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife. It's all coming back to me.

What's green with wheels?
Grass! I lied about the wheels.

What do ducks and bikes have in common?
They both have handle bars (except for the duck).

I really don't know about any planes joke that isn't cringey T-T

@MrSilverWolf look around the interweb thingy

I was thinking about this for a bit and still had zero jokes...

I Cant come up with anything...

@Sunnyskies cooool

@RailfanEthan nice

What's a heat shield's favorite genre of literature?
Science FRICTION

2 scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H2O."
The other says "I'll have H2O too"
The second one dies.

@RailfanEthan here's one (a dyslexic man writing a story a man walks into a (bra) wait that's not right ) PS not all jokes have to be about plane's

Oh what a Boeing topic. Makes me want to Spitfire.