Bully: Dude, that's some nice shoes! Where'd you get it, the dump?
Me: That's a nice shirt, dude! What brand is it? Clearance?
Bully: Dude, that's some nice shoes! Where'd you get it, the dump?
Me: That's a nice shirt, dude! What brand is it? Clearance?
After a good comeback, (to person u come backed) "hey is it burning or is it the roasting I just gave John
What I do when people make fun of me, Bully: "I hate you, I wish you were dead" me: "Thank you!" Bully: "What? (he insults me again and again, I say thank you every time with a big grin on my face, bully gets incredibly annoyed and walks away.)
I came up with this one.
Bully: Your dumb
Me: Are you a nuclear physicist?
Bully: No, Why?
Me: Becuase your nose can split atoms. @TheLatentImage
Nice
Burned
Once a kid made fun of me for my dark red gums... He got 3 days suspension definitely not from me MUHAHAHAHAHA!
One of my friends had a really good one. This guy started talking trash to him for no apparent reason, and my friend isn't the kind of guy to just back down. So they're sizing each other up and the other guy looks down at my friends shoes and says "Those are some nice shoes, what size are they?" My friend looks down and says "Oh these shoes? Well they're you're size mo fo. Come take them." Ah ha ha ha! He ended up leaving. Without the shoes.
I feel like that would just end with a broken nose.