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Pretend we're attacking a star destroyer

18.6k MetallicBeef6572  13 hours ago
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    @AWESOMENESS360 F-15 shoots an anti satellite missile "Garuda 1 Talisman engaging. Make sure those shields are down."

    an hour ago
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    @AWESOMENESS360 I CANT STOP DOING BARREL ROLLS

    2 hours ago
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    << This is Actias II, hostile Destroyer-Class starships approaching the AO. Helios Squadron, Shockwave Squadron, Quasar Squadron, cleared to engage! Weapons online, keep it fast and unpredictable. >>


    << They have extremely powerful shield generators, traditional weapons won't work on them until you disable those generators, I'll mark them on your HUD. A strike from the Plasma Spear should be all it takes, or you can just drill straight through the entire Destroyer, whichever works best for you. They aren't exactly fast. >>


    << Watch out for enemy escort fighters, I'll update the Data-Link. There aren't very many of them, but they have laser and plasma based energy weapons, keep an eye on your six. >>

    4 hours ago
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    @Boeing727200F Uh huh...

    +1 5 hours ago
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    @MetallicBeef6572 I have the legacy toolgun that doesn't need any of this AI premium crap. it comes with all the fun stuff for free (exluding AI ████ that)

    5 hours ago
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    @Boeing727200F I think what @Graingy is trying to say is that you need premium to one tap, kinda like warthunder...

    5 hours ago
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    54.3k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F Oh.
    The toolgun.

    5 hours ago
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    @Graingy

    The AI workflow optimization program wants to know if you'd like to buy its premium subscription first. It claims to offer more queries and also a chatbot that can't say no to you. The chatbot is incapable of suing for harassment, it says.

    this.

    5 hours ago
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    54.3k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F Oh, you meant the workflow AI.
    No, I meant the censor box demon that mauled your comment.

    +1 5 hours ago
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    @Graingy this site has a chatbot?

    5 hours ago
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    54.3k Graingy

    @SPsidearm No, it really wouldn't.
    You'd need a nuke at the minimum.

    5 hours ago
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    54.3k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F ... this one?
    Also it's black now.

    5 hours ago
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    13.4k SPsidearm

    @ComradeSandman
    will take down a few defenses but eh

    5 hours ago
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    @Graingy
    what site?

    5 hours ago
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    54.3k Graingy

    oh snap the white boxes are attacking

    5 hours ago
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    54.3k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F Because it raises shareholder value.

    5 hours ago
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    @Graingy
    what the ████ why?

    5 hours ago
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    54.3k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F The AI workflow optimization program wants to know if you'd like to buy its premium subscription first. It claims to offer more queries and also a chatbot that can't say no to you. The chatbot is incapable of suing for harassment, it says.

    +1 5 hours ago
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    @Graingy I HAVE THE SOFTWARE UPDATE THIS STAR DESTORYER IS NO MORE WHEN I FIRE ONE SINGLE BULLET AT ONE OF THE ANTI MATTER BOMBS

    5 hours ago
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    14.8k Kav

    Me with my DN-32 in the middle of the war:
    Ahh... sorry, where is LRP?

    6 hours ago
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    @ComradeSandman You underestimate his caliber

    6 hours ago
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    @SPsidearm That'll do nothing.

    7 hours ago
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    13.4k SPsidearm

    A-10 GO BRRRRRTTTT

    +1 7 hours ago
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    Me in my freshly restored to factory condition N-1 having had no.plans to join the rebels, just out for a test flight "welp, today's the day I guess"

    8 hours ago
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    54.3k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F You forgot the software update.

    +1 8 hours ago
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