All those dead accounts, including many Platinums, full of delicious, nutritious de facto unused craft.
So much to salvage from...
So much to iterate on...
So much to...
Mmm yum.
Pickled for seven years in the depths of the site, has that classic taste. Like default thumbnails and, rarely, SP Classic reflections.
I wonder what the builder platform tastes like? I mean it only has one side and no actual volume, so I guess you could lick it without actually being able to consume it. Maybe like a gold leaf?
I dunno.
Bet SP Classic reflections taste like plastic though. Delicious, delicious plastic.
Actually, I bet all old parts taste like plastic. I wanna eat the block.
Not reducer block, though, that one is sacred. Like a, what's the word... Relic! It's a relic of Garrison!
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What was I talking about again?
Oh, yeah, biodegradables.
If you find you've been brought here you may have questions, such as:
-What is this?
-Why am I here?
-What's the purpose of all this?
And to that I say:
Ain't that the truth...
But to put your concerns to rest, this is what some may call "A Bit".
A Bit of what, you may ask?
Simple:
Untreated Mental Illness.
G'night, folks!
@Ashdenpaw1 actually I’m rather steady
@FomahaultCoredemshau This is nothing new
@Graingy
YOUR jerky 3:
Simpleplanes forums aren't ready for ts bro🥀🥀
Laziest evil scheme ever, but I don't really care.
I'm waiting for your death.
It'll come someday.
@pancelvonat Volcanos are scary.
One erupts when you're too close and boom, you're imprisoned in layers of rock for all eternity.
I don't want to be a volcano...
I believe that beginners, platinum members, all of these, and myself—we are all volcanoes. Ancient volcanoes that ceased activity leave behind remarkably diverse forms for posterity. They still exist today—as weathered hills, as lands where lava cooled and solidified by “Flames: Online Backlash,” or as scenic spots overlooking thriving cities.
But we must never forget: “No one knows when a volcano will erupt again.” Even with hundreds of thousands of pioneers before us, we have the right to become the “active volcanoes of today.”
@Ashdenpaw1 okay but then that’s not jerky
@Graingy
Yeh:3
If it's alive there's all the screaming and kicking. Not fun
@Monarchii As opposed to jerky that's alive...?
can attest, old corpses are more fun to chew. theyre like jerky but dead
@Boeing727200F I am not authorized to administer syphilis treatment.
@Graingy let me guess you are gonna give me the Sisyphus treatment?
@Boeing727200F You like pushing boulders don't you?
@Graingy
nyet.
@Boeing727200F Leave him be, he's just chilling.
@Graingy explains how the bomb I modded with an explosion size of 10E+38 didn't kill it
Someone didn’t take their meds today
@Ashdenpaw1 Dibs.
This post is oddly unnerving
@StockPlanesRemastered a few things
@Boeing727200F That’s… not new? And yes, it moves - it’s a moving island. Unkillable, thus.
@WaterFlavouredSpitfires wack
They are basically the digital equivalents of sunken ships
THE KRAKEN MOVES?!
IMMA NUKE-
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what the fuck that is new, it seems that the stupid clanker that microsoft owns is forcibly trying to be used by trying to make sentences for me.
What the hell.is wrong with you?