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Y'ever look at the users' page and think "Man, that's a lotta tasty corpses"?

1,700 ComradeSandman  3 months ago

All those dead accounts, including many Platinums, full of delicious, nutritious de facto unused craft.
So much to salvage from...
So much to iterate on...
So much to...

Mmm yum.
Pickled for seven years in the depths of the site, has that classic taste. Like default thumbnails and, rarely, SP Classic reflections.

I wonder what the builder platform tastes like? I mean it only has one side and no actual volume, so I guess you could lick it without actually being able to consume it. Maybe like a gold leaf?
I dunno.
Bet SP Classic reflections taste like plastic though. Delicious, delicious plastic.
Actually, I bet all old parts taste like plastic. I wanna eat the block.

Not reducer block, though, that one is sacred. Like a, what's the word... Relic! It's a relic of Garrison!

...

...

What was I talking about again?

Oh, yeah, biodegradables.

Aren't we all just worms in a compost bin?

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    -What is this?
    -Why am I here?
    -What's the purpose of all this?

    And to that I say:
    Ain't that the truth...

    But to put your concerns to rest, this is what some may call "A Bit".
    A Bit of what, you may ask?
    Simple:

    Untreated Mental Illness.

    G'night, folks!

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    54.1k Graingy

    @hpgbproductions

    Hi, i'm Lunar Eclipse

    Known as Eclipse, Miss E, The Symbol of Snowstone, Documental Champion (title made/given by Graingy), Lady of the Blood Moon or Death Goddess (from all of this alias, i rather to be called Eclipse)

    I’m not sure if she knows what Documental is or not…

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    @Graingy i have never seen her oc called anything other than miss e

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    54.1k Graingy

    @hpgbproductions I believe that’s a shortened name?

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    @Graingy yes, isn't her name literally E?

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    54.1k Graingy

    @hpgbproductions oh you mean LunarEclipse?

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    54.1k Graingy

    @Ashdenpaw1 actually I’m rather steady
    @FomahaultCoredemshau This is nothing new

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    2,369 Ashdenpaw1

    @Graingy
    YOUR jerky 3:

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    Simpleplanes forums aren't ready for ts bro🥀🥀

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    2,411 Subsere

    Laziest evil scheme ever, but I don't really care.

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    2,411 Subsere

    I'm waiting for your death.
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    54.1k Graingy

    @pancelvonat Volcanos are scary.
    One erupts when you're too close and boom, you're imprisoned in layers of rock for all eternity.
    I don't want to be a volcano...

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    I believe that beginners, platinum members, all of these, and myself—we are all volcanoes. Ancient volcanoes that ceased activity leave behind remarkably diverse forms for posterity. They still exist today—as weathered hills, as lands where lava cooled and solidified by “Flames: Online Backlash,” or as scenic spots overlooking thriving cities.
    But we must never forget: “No one knows when a volcano will erupt again.” Even with hundreds of thousands of pioneers before us, we have the right to become the “active volcanoes of today.”

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    54.1k Graingy

    @Ashdenpaw1 okay but then that’s not jerky

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    2,369 Ashdenpaw1

    @Graingy
    Yeh:3
    If it's alive there's all the screaming and kicking. Not fun

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    @Monarchii As opposed to jerky that's alive...?

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    can attest, old corpses are more fun to chew. theyre like jerky but dead

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    54.1k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F I am not authorized to administer syphilis treatment.

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    @Graingy let me guess you are gonna give me the Sisyphus treatment?

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    54.1k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F You like pushing boulders don't you?

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    @Graingy
    nyet.

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    54.1k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F Leave him be, he's just chilling.

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    @Graingy explains how the bomb I modded with an explosion size of 10E+38 didn't kill it

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    54.1k Graingy

    @Ashdenpaw1 Dibs.

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    2,369 Ashdenpaw1

    This post is oddly unnerving

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