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Y'ever look at the users' page and think "Man, that's a lotta tasty corpses"?

1,452 ComradeSandman  19 hours ago

All those dead accounts, including many Platinums, full of delicious, nutritious de facto unused craft.
So much to salvage from...
So much to iterate on...
So much to...

Mmm yum.
Pickled for seven years in the depths of the site, has that classic taste. Like default thumbnails and, rarely, SP Classic reflections.

I wonder what the builder platform tastes like? I mean it only has one side and no actual volume, so I guess you could lick it without actually being able to consume it. Maybe like a gold leaf?
I dunno.
Bet SP Classic reflections taste like plastic though. Delicious, delicious plastic.
Actually, I bet all old parts taste like plastic. I wanna eat the block.

Not reducer block, though, that one is sacred. Like a, what's the word... Relic! It's a relic of Garrison!

...

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What was I talking about again?

Oh, yeah, biodegradables.

Aren't we all just worms in a compost bin?

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    If you find you've been brought here you may have questions, such as:

    -What is this?
    -Why am I here?
    -What's the purpose of all this?

    And to that I say:
    Ain't that the truth...

    But to put your concerns to rest, this is what some may call "A Bit".
    A Bit of what, you may ask?
    Simple:

    Untreated Mental Illness.

    G'night, folks!

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    50.2k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F I am not authorized to administer syphilis treatment.

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    @Graingy let me guess you are gonna give me the Sisyphus treatment?

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    50.2k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F You like pushing boulders don't you?

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    @Graingy
    nyet.

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    50.2k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F Leave him be, he's just chilling.

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    @Graingy explains how the bomb I modded with an explosion size of 10E+38 didn't kill it

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    12.7k X99STRIKER

    Someone didn’t take their meds today

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    50.2k Graingy

    @Ashdenpaw1 Dibs.

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    2,293 Ashdenpaw1

    This post is oddly unnerving

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    50.2k Graingy

    @StockPlanesRemastered a few things
    @Boeing727200F That’s… not new? And yes, it moves - it’s a moving island. Unkillable, thus.
    @WaterFlavouredSpitfires wack

    9 hours ago
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    They are basically the digital equivalents of sunken ships

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    THE KRAKEN MOVES?!
    IMMA NUKE-
    .....
    what the fuck that is new, it seems that the stupid clanker that microsoft owns is forcibly trying to be used by trying to make sentences for me.

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    What the hell.is wrong with you?

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    50.2k Graingy

    .

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    Damnit, can someone make that damn eldritch horror stay still?
    You can't spawn inside it yet it'd be GREAT for thumbnails and screenshots. Only cave in the game...

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    In unrelated news, the kraken moves and I did not know that.

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    @BaconEggs This person gets it.
    The items will be recycled

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    155k BaconEggs

    The worm.

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    50.2k Graingy

    Man, y'all wish you were as whimsical as this.
    Eat this, @Monarchii, altless peasant!
    ;)

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    50.2k Graingy

    @ComradeSandman :(
    ok fine

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    Shut up

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    I mean quiet

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    @Graingy Quite

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    50.2k Graingy

    @ComradeSandman I was always my greatest enemy.
    Myself and the forces of man, isn't that a fascinating lineup?

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