News
The Yourpanese government has been searching for the Illegal entrance of the GCI news network. Taxes have also gone down, and are now at 0.9%. Civilian employment has also gone up, now at 73%. Current allies include: Bellands, Tubeland/fishland, You-go-Slav-Yea, Unity steaks, For-rants, Spin, Bruh-zil, and Socket onion.
War news
An ultimatum, [See below] has been given to Jerry. After seeing the horrific footage from the frontlines of civilians running at tanks with nothing but grenades in their clothing, and blowing themselves up after diving under the tanks.
Economy
The Yourpanese “Jen” is at 1.5 the times of the cost in 1950. Houses are now at an all time high of 35,473 Jen. Cars [I need to build one…] are at 2,573 Jen.
Ultimatum
[A speech given by the war minister on the frontlines during a Christmas Day ceasefire] “People of the world, hear me. Jerrians and Yourpanese, Spinnish and Bellians. We must take This government out of power. They are sending your [To the Jerrian soldiers] Families, in s^icide vests, at tanks and troops. Do you really want to fight for that tyrant? Do you really want to fight for nothing? Revolt against your government Jerrian soldiers, for we aren’t fighting you! We are fighting your government! They are ruining your once great nation.”
@BOSKnight we are a monarchy currently, you see what that does to our nation? Despicable things.
@BOSKnight the people have never wanted monarchy, except for that one time they wanted National Socialism, but that's different. They have always shifted between the 4 main parties.
@BOSKnight hell no. Democracy forever. The least we will sell out to is Constitutional Monarchism with a Classical Liberal Government. Our folks want freedom.
@RepublicofWrightIsles become a monarchy.
So we host a new election aswell?
You know what your right. My government turned despicable. Killing random yourpanese people just for revenge. This country is about liberty, not a boot trampling on the last remaining snakes. I'm staging a mother[bleep]ing coup! But you have to understand what caused this derangement in our ranks. It was those bombs that dropped that caused some of the higher ups in the ranks to turn the government, from a Bastion of Liberty in a dying world, to an oppressing state fueled by revenge. Also I would say you are fighting the jerran people since you killed all of our civilian population. Our population dropped harder than the USSR during WW2.
@BOSKnight
I'll just take them out with the TSR
(That's what the S stands for, strike)
@SPWithLizzie That’s what that was..?!?! Ok. I know where that oil rig is.. large wheat field.. that means it’s in my control. The alps too! Dang it!
@BOSKnight
One under a large wheat field in the south
One disguised as an abandoned oil rig
And another one under the KE Alps
@SPWithLizzie ok. I know that there are 7 thanks to inside sources. 3 are in the mountains. One was in bear-lin. Here are the other three..?
@BOSKnight
Sigh
What about secret underground nuclear facilities?
We know the location of 3 (thank the Meriko TSR)
@SPWithLizzie most were in Bear- Lin. No clue where the others are.
@BOSKnight
Goddamnit
Government buildings?
@GeneralCorpInc if they aren’t gone in 3 months, [1 irl day] they will be shipped to the high-way islands.
@GeneralCorpInc In Yourpan, we must be notified one year in advance of any news stations, people, or organizations.
@SPWithLizzie done that.
Nothing is illegal, we collect news from everywhere and you never stated closing the crossing between Spin and Yourpan, meaning you only want to shut our news network in you land. That is against the liberty of individuals and of speech. And what will you do to our GIN members?
@BOSKnight
Ah
So what about
Uhhh
I"m using hydrogen bombs, so I can't nuke their rivers to cause radiation poisoning
What about their largest powerplants, with conventional bombs?
@SPWithLizzie He had stated that they were turned into vaults. Those, have been sealed, and house civilians that haven’t fought, so I am not targeting those. But I do have surveillance footage of them right now.
@BOSKnight
Makes sense
What about their largest mines?
@SPWithLizzie major cities for the war effort, and also big cities were targets.
@BOSKnight
Ah then their 5 largest cities
Or just everywhere
@SPWithLizzie what capital? There aren’t any..
I could just hydrogen bomb their capital how does that sound?
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