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You-Go-Slav-Yeah services list

28.9k NotRob119  yesterday

Below is a comprehensive list of all wares of the You-Go Office of Trade and Bartering

Rifles:

Yz 54
A 7.56×39mmY Assault Rifle based off the Vz.58
Cost
For 50 rifles 200 Dollars

Yz 39
A 7.56×39mmY Bolt action rifle based off the Mosin Nagant
For 50 rifles 139 Dollars

FFz 51
A 9.88×54mmU Sniper rifle similar to the Yz 39 but with caliber and other changes

Pistols

YzK 99
A 6.26×12mmO pistol Similar to the Browning Hi Power
For 50 Pistols is 90 dollars

Body Armor

G2B
Based off the 6b2
Can stop up to 7.56×39mmY up to 90 meters
For 100 vests is 200 dollars

G3B
Based off the 6b3
Can stop up to 9.88×54mmU up to 500 meters
Can stop 7.56×39mmY up to 58 meters
For 100 vests is 450 dollars

Helmets

SzH-44
A steel helmet
Based off the Hungarian M71 (which is based off a older more time period accurate helmet but idc)
For 100 helmets is 100 dollars

Civilian market items (CMIs)

Vostash Watches (very reliable)

Kurk automotive cars

Luxury models between 900 to 10,000 dollars

Economy models between 30 to 200 dollars

Surplus after market weapons

Oranges 50,000 Oranges for 15,000 dollars

Grain

That is all for "sell"

Below is a comprehensive list of stuff that the You-Go Department of Defense and International Affairs (YDDIA) provides

Defense deals

Level 1
100 dollars (per week)
Similar to prison guards

Level 2
300 dollars (per week)
Similar to maximum security prison guards

Level 3
1,000 dollars (per week)
Similar to military base guards

Level 4
500 dollars (per day)
Maximum security level. Best trained troops able to train, and fight.

Paid military entry

If you wish to make military movements through the country and not get repelled. You must pay a fine
5 dollars per soldier
15 dollars per vehicles (car to truck)
30 dollars per heavy vehicle (light tank to heavy)
60 dollars per light sea vessel (Dingy to PT boat)
70 dollars per medium sea vessel (light cruiser to small destroyer)
99 dollars per heavy sea vessel (heavy destroyer to aircraft carrier)
100 dollars per aircraft (any class)

All movements can be kept secret and will allow re supply for fee (depends on force)

Banking Fees

For extra money we will take 5% on any money moved in or out, no interest

Extra fees

These include secrecy fees that may come up
Starting at 10 dollars can go up to 5,000 dollars depending :)

Supreme Plans

This is essentially a subscription service that allows you to save on certain things
All plans are to be discussed

Foreign Peace Keeping Plans (FPKP)

these are plans that can be made to deploy You-Go-Slav-Yeah soldiers to help keep Peace purely defensive

Intelligence Aid

All aid of this form can be discussed

Partnership deals

If you make a partnership deal this means a 13% discount on any purchase and free defense plans for a whole year. Though things like trade can be used to set these up, in case of trade cut off it is recommended to set up a loan of sorts for continuous protection after trade routes are cut off. For example let's say you need protection but your only donkey has been shot. Well you can promise that next year you will provide ×2.5 trade deals next year

Thank you, and i hope you select one of our many services!

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    28.9k NotRob119

    Current country's in a Trade deal
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    28.9k NotRob119

    We also have amazing lawyers!

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    @NotRob119 ok! Love ya and your Partially Free Markets Tito!

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    28.9k NotRob119

    @RepublicofWrightIsles oh yeah sorry. Im very clogged with posts rn. But don't not worry it'll be the second thing I post after I find time :)

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    @NotRob119 if you want... I mean it is free markets... but I also want you to post it on your account

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    28.9k NotRob119

    @RepublicofWrightIsles did you want me to sell them?

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    @NotRob119 the tanks

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    28.9k NotRob119

    @RepublicofWrightIsles what do you mean?

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    @NotRob119 what about the Pz. 7s I gave you

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    @NotRob119 McDonald's IS capitalism wym

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    @SchmooveBrain i beg the pardon

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    28.9k NotRob119

    @SchmooveBrain yeah sounds about right

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    @NotRob119
    They guys who own the place are very anti-fascism and did it to spite the fucker

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    28.9k NotRob119

    @SchmooveBrain (insert capitalism vs fascism/socialism joke here and somthing about McDonald's idk I'm more tired the AAA batteries in your TV remote)

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    @NotRob119
    Awwww
    (Oh off topic fun fact, there is a McDonalds where they hung Mussolini)

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    28.9k NotRob119

    @SchmooveBrain we have a strick policy on brand restaurants. We promote mom and pop establishments.

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    28.9k NotRob119

    @SchmooveBrain ehhh, just stick to FEV testing. Your bananaannanaannas are staying far away from our engines

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    @NotRob119
    Buuuuuutttttrt
    We'll fund a few Pizza Huts and a Borgir King

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    @NotRob119
    See, the Banana Oil is very potent
    It's an all natural grease for parts, and can be used in replacement for regular oil (trust) PLUS it edible and it also tasty
    It's the perfect fluid

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    28.9k NotRob119

    @SchmooveBrain and orange trade deal? Interesting. As oranges are our main source of income I'll give you a 1% discount as these bananas you talk about aren't much useful here

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    @NotRob119
    Sounds like a deal, however
    If Victor loses a case for us and suddenly "goes missing", don't worry about it :3
    (Okay it's too early to go the Umbra Capitalism route I'm not actually committing these "crimes" but just incasr can I open a line of trade for some friggin oranges when Umbra inevetably becomes an unmarked cargo ship in the east atlantic so that my sailors don't die of scurvy or smth? You'll have the favor returned with copious amounts of banana oil (it's how we keep the jets jetting ^^)

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    28.9k NotRob119

    @SchmooveBrain uh sure though Victor will require a fee of 5,000 dollars a month of standby to keep everything on wraps and if a case is made (which it shouldn't) you'll have to pay up to 35,523.22 dollars. But you will win

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    @NotRob119
    Can I hire the aforementioned lawyers for when I finally come under international scrutiny due to "concerning practices" and then end up with no consequences because I'm simply too rich, but suddenly I miraculously disappear and leave a suspiciously chemtrail like line in the sky going straight towards the moon?

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    @NotRob119
    LETS GOOOOO

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    28.9k NotRob119

    @SPWithLizzie very good!
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    In return you'll get a reduced price on any purchase and free military entry and services in our country.
    The prices are as demand so if you ask I'll tell you the price

    Long live the Federal People's Republic of You-Go-Slav-Yeah

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