I come on behalf of all of You-Go-Slav-Yeah, I would like to open with WE BUY ALL

THATS RIGHT BABY YOU GOT SOMTHING YOU WANT TO SELL, BUY ANYTHING IN BETWEEN WE GOT IT ALL!

"Aw man, I just got back from a war and have all this stuff, well guess I'll just turn it into scrap.."

Dear leaders, has this ever happened to you?
Have to much or to little?

Don't worry!

You-Go-Slav-Yeah is a positively booming trading hall!
We have so many options!

here's a few

Do you want military equipment but are on a budget? Well you can always purchase from You-Go-Slav-Yeah! We produce hi quality for low costs!
We specialize in making military and luxury vehicles for low prices
Our premium watch brand Vostash makes top of the line watches for military and civilian markets!

Perhaps you want to sell your surplus? Or just a purchase you want money back on, well feel free to sell to us! We give you fair prices, you will always get more. Also if your afraid of your design and (clears throat) secret details of your equipment being sold, Competitors Don't worry! We will make sure that doesn't happen! You can trust us (Rule 3 applies)

Did you lawful enter a country and now have some "extra" money? Well we promise that You-Go-Slav-Yeah's banking chains are more than happy to store your *"extra" dollars!* (Rule 3 applies)

Or maybe you and another country aren't in "speaking terms" well for a reasonable* price we can... offer "assistance" the People's Investigation Office will be more than happy to help!

We have no alliances here. As we're allied with all!
Remember our slogan

*We buy, sell, and most importantly we dont tell (Rule 3 applies)

On behalf of all You-Go-Slav-Yeah i am happy to welcome all leaders to our Union!
Sincerely
-Aldmir B Ma-karrov

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Rules:

Rule 1: we have right to keep any and all business partners and potential business partners identities secret.

Rule 2: we by no means plan on going to war, we're peaceful and used our military strictly for defense this means we're neutral, any foreign military who enter our land, airspace, or waters with intent on harming our nation or others will be repelled.

Rule: 3 you must pay a small fee for.. extra benefits

Ok that's all