Mintoff-Wesson Governor's Inquest gathers conclusions

After 6 bowls of fish crackers, the Governor's Inquest on the Unintentional Assistance of the Snowstone National Constabulary during the M-War (popularly known as the Mintoff-Wesson Inquiry has officially concluded. Thanks to a tip-off by our allies, the commission has ruled out all absurd explanations provided by the investigators who recently came from a Baller Eclipse party.
They also ruled out the involvement of the reservists as they (the reservists, not the members of the Governor's Inquest) too were on the same Baller Eclipse party.
Turns out the conclusion was a bit easier than what the Inquest prepared: some weapons like the Hellcat ADATS did see some use, the aforementioned Hellcat ADATS being the Constabulary variants
Civilian technicians were found out to have driven the vehicles in the M-War - both the painted and unpainted ones - because they were hella bored.
The Governor's Palace in Noouku have released a statement that these civilian technicians will be receiving the best honours from Snowstone.

"We do not know how come they've racked up kills, but at least they were instrumental in defending our home and helping our allies. I request our allies that they bestow these unintentional heroes with the best honours for their unintentional assistance in this war." -Governor Samuel James Castor

Traffic Division to investigate Hamumbaaq crash

Traffic investigators were tasked to investigate a crash in Hamumbaaq in the early hours of 04:20 after residents and witnesses made a 999 call.
Witnesses told that the driver of said vehicle was said to be going in full speed before crashing into a wall; the driver was confirmed to be uninjured according to the Snowstone Red Baller paramedics who responded to the scene, but the car was totaled. The driver, only known by the alias "Franko", alleges to the investigators that the wall wasn't there yesterday and so far it is not known who put it there.
Sgt Gordon Blammers, the lead investigator, has told us that evaluations are ongoing for "Franko" as CCTV cameras indicated that "Franko" was suspiciously under the influence before the crash.

"Any witnesses of the incident can come to your nearest Constabulary barracks. Your identity will be kept confidential." -Sgt Blammers

Rejoice, vacationers!

Vacationers - especially those who have sailboats bound for Krakabloa - are in luck for tomorrow as there will be ongoing winds blowing to the south at the speed of around 20 kph, with 1% chance of rainfall tomorrow.
Expect temperatures of around 20 degrees Celsius and above for the whole day, a perfect temperature to go for a morning jog!
The sun will be expected to rise at 05:00 and set at 19:00. What a blessing!