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Durian

23.0k Graingy  13 days ago
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    23.0k Graingy

    @Majakalona Don't interrupt my Yap >:(

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    23.0k Graingy

    @TalonTheCRTguy In reference to Splatoon 3, a Nintendo 3rd person online 4v4 shooter released in late 2022 with some rather unusual mechanics (like its predecessors), a Splatfest is a 3-team 48 hour event where a player chooses a team (Ex: If you were trapped on a deserted island, would you want Gear, Grub, or Fun (cards and stuff)? Guess which won in a landslide.) The player then fights in 4v4 battles against one of the teams for the first 24 hours, then in a new-to-splatoon-3 2v4v2 mode where the 4 defend and the two 2-player-teams attack an objective to gain an advantage (Tricolour). By playing players can support their team, which is scored based on "shells" collected the week before the event by playing, total votes, victories in two 4v4 formats (the same, but somehow different? Idk something about matchmaking), and the 2v4v2, which was original meant to give a chance to recover to the runner-ups (who would be the attackers) but was changed because it wasn't considered fun to defend on. In the second splatfest they hardly appeared at all.
    Players get personal awards by progressing ranks:
    Fan (0-100), Fiend (100-350), Defender (350-850), and Champion (850-1849). Finally Ruler, but getting past that (+1, +2, +3, etc.) provides no greater rewards. These rewards are in the form of "Super Sea Snails", which are used to upgrade gear. The winning team gets increased the rank rewards, such as Ruler getting an extra three, from 21 to 24.
    I'm stuck at less than halfway through Defender. I have never once failed to complete a Splatfest, and I don't want to fail now.

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    28.6k Majakalona

    @TalonTheCRTguy Splatoon thing
    I've never played the game

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    @Graingy what's splat fest

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    23.0k Graingy

    @TalonTheCRTguy Internet is too fucky rn
    Can't play Splatfest, less than 200 at Defender rank which is fucked (I doubt you know what I'm talking about but whatever, is bad).

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    @Graingy coolsong

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    23.0k Graingy

    @TalonTheCRTguy idc
    trains forever

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    @Graingy PONTIAC

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    23.0k Graingy

    @TalonTheCRTguy Sober.

    +1 12 days ago
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    oh no my C̸̍͛H̸̐̒E̴̎̌V̸̌̃Y̸͛̓ ̶͒͠Č̴APRICE̵̓́
    Ran out of fuel! 29#(!kJ!€=§¢{KoKj(§9 ill just use grass and cocacola* and it should wo-

    12 days ago
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    @Graingy what

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    23.0k Graingy

    @TalonTheCRTguy Sober. Mind.

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    @Graingy it was a joke in case you couldn't tell...

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    23.0k Graingy

    @TalonTheCRTguy This is the fruit of a sober mind.
    Think about that.

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    @Graingy where do you get your crack

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    23.0k Graingy

    @TalonTheCRTguy Yes.
    Don't ask why.

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    @Graingy also did you make that image on this post

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    23.0k Graingy

    @TalonTheCRTguy Okay you do that

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    @Graingy did you know hot wheels released a Pontiac Aztek! I'm gonna buy five later this week

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    23.0k Graingy

    @TalonTheCRTguy infinite durian glitch

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    BREAKING NEWS

    man rolls durian leading to it splitting 50/60 down a hill at 2 mph

    12 days ago
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    23.0k Graingy

    @SimpleStupid Maybe idk

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    turdrian

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    23.0k Graingy

    @Yourlocalhuman I have never once in my recalled like smelled a Durian.

    +1 12 days ago
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    durian my beloved

    12 days ago
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