Excerpt copied word-for-word from a Krakabloan independent newspaper.
These three T-27B jet trainers of 1950s vintage were recently taken up by the MGLA in their war against Monarchii and their allies.
A few days ago Graingy SimplePlanes.com account manager Grain G. Guy used a special privilege afforded to their position to create a up-for-grabs voucher redeemable for three T-27B jet fighter-bomber trainers. This voucher was left to be claimed by either participating faction in the ongoing Monarchii War.
With little fanfare this voucher was claimed by the MGLA, who has taken possession of the three jets. While not itself a major contributor or marker in a conflict that has seen vastly more sophisticated technologies employed by both sides, the symbolic value of further potential involvement from Graingy certainly raises concerns for those of us caught in the crossfire. Yet another major power joining the conflict, however unlikely from the Soian Giant, could yet further raise the intensity in the fighting.
Analysis of Graingy's response to the conflict suggests a profound disinterest, and though loose prewar ties to Monarchii are known they are not believed to be in and of themselves such a relevant factor as to draw Graingy into fighting on Monarchii's side. Most analysts believe that Graingy may instead take the role of a supplier, profiting off the conflict as a third unaligned party, possibly bombing Cobrastan into dust for unclear reasons in the process.
Regardless of the path this war takes, we sincerely hope all our readers remain safe from harm and for this horrible battle around us to end swiftly.
Op eilanden omarmen wij.
... Huh.
Just saying, this means nothing.
The "voucher" doesn't mean that we're getting further involved.
I mean, it doesn't mean we're not getting further involved, just that three planes is hardly shooting doves.
Man, their photographer sucks.
Cobrastan, Cobrastan...
@LunarEclipseSP was that yours, or am I misremembering? It's been a while since that name has crossed my mind.
@Graingy baka
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG I'll call back when you've dealt with your imposter situation.
@Graingy sussy mogus
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
Ahem, anyways, have you any interest in making a purchase of Graingy products?
@Graingy sus
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Pussy baka
wimpy fool
@Graingy NANI DESUKAHH!???
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Guy, Grain Guy.
@Graingy W.. WHO ARE YOU!?? NNNNN.. NANIIII????? HHHH.. HWAHHTT!????
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG The [The following "impression" was removed for concerns of racism against Japanese people. Dear to all, what the hell Grain?]!!!!!!!
Kya!
@Graingy you're japanese now apparently, or something idk; WELL NOW I CANT GET THE
FUNNI TUMMI SWEET HONEY
GUMMY BEAR™
BECAUSE OF YOU!!@MonarchiiwithastolenMG OOoh oops
WEll that's on you for changing your name and starting this war!
Baka.
AND IT WAS COVERED BY MY EMPLOYER!
Technically that insurance fund is for the test pilots but I guess I qualified by "testing" the strength of the sorting mechanism?
anyway, OH SO ITS YOU WHO BROKE IT
@Graingy you missed the n on my name
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Trust me I paid for those gummy bears in full.
NOT stolen!
Even if I used exclusively pennies and in fact broke the vending machine.
@Graingy stole-n
image won't load, it kinda was loading like one of those old Internet things idk
Nevermind it loaded now
@windshifter1 You saw nothing
German Corsair jumpscare
@windshifter1 no :3
@TheUltimatePlaneLover Didn't I?
@windshifter1 you didn't see that
@TheUltimatePlaneLover :O
@windshifter1 @Graingy
We'll take it, anything that helps us get our revenge against those who bombarded our homebase, thank goodness I have a secret one where I've been developing our weapon- oops
@Graingy ok