Random Facts about the Monarchii War, everything from legitimate info to silly-but-true fun facts.
LAST UPDATE: DAY 5
-This war started because Monarchii stole a machine gun from Mousewithamachinegun122, who, as one may guess, was formerly Mousewithamachinegun123. He didn't take this too kindly, and declared war on Monarchii.
-As a fighter in the war myself, I can confirm that CrestelAeronautics and I didn't hesitate to join the war (however I didn't choose to go all out until I was informed that we could liberate the B-29s/Tu-4s from Russia)
-Monarchii is actually ridiculously strong, they've survived two-and-a-half days of war whilst getting 3v1ed by three different people who have some of SimplePlanes' most OP weapons.
-Knowing this, I should be worried about the fact that they now have two confirmed allies and one potential (maybe already confirmed but I've heard little about them so idk)
-The loudest machine in the entire war is the A-40B, its engines can literally be heard distinctively from 4 miles away.
-The M81A1 was deployed late do to fears that it would get destroyed quickly, but in contrary it has actually suffered no losses.
-In fact, most tanks haven't actually been destroyed in this war, with only the M-32 and Shock MBT taking losses as of Day 2.
-The AH-25 is officially nicknamed "Defender," but the new MGLA nickname for it shall be "Point Blank" due to their tendency to attack at ridiculously close ranges in spite of their long range capabilities.
-SK-3 was the first non-TUPL aircraft to join the MGLAAF, narrowly preceding the A-45 and Skywolf 3.0.
-Coincidentally, my abbreviated name is ridiculously close to the name of my arch nemesis, TUPL > Tupolev
-The first picture in the Monarchii War Gallery features a Shock MBT watching the sunset on a mountain at Wright. This M49A3 actually does survive, and is currently one of five Shocks defending the MGLA's new Krakabloa HQ.
-The A-40S Havoc 69 may actually be the key to winning the Monarchii War, as Monarchii is canonically damaged by Gen Alpha language, meanwhile the A-40S Havoc 69 specializes in precisely that
-"Gyatt that Skbidi my rizz is so rizz that you gon get fanum taxed better Skibidi run run run yes yes while you have the chance because I'm too much of an Ohio Sigma Chad for your gyatt, run and hide I'm so rizzly" -A-40S
-As of Day 5, the AH-25 Defender is the only helicopter in the entire MGLA
-TheUltimatePlaneLover had an ongoing (albeit hiatused) series called Red V Green sometime before the Monarchii War. Several aircraft donated from Red Team prove two things: the first being that Red V Green is canon in the universe of the Monarchii War, and the second being that Red Team survives the war
-Spoiler Alert, no need to worry, Green, Blue, and Purple are just fine too, in fact the F-11X was a Blue Team aircraft, with the F-11Y1-3 simply being the MGLA modification(s).
@Guywhobuildsstuff You're not colluding with the enemy, are you?
@TheUltimatePlaneLover Lovely!
@TheUltimatePlaneLover
Thats fine.
@CrestelAeronautics
@Mousewithamachinegun122
Sorry for ping but check the two latest updates, I think you might find them interesting
@Guywhobuildsstuff Sorry.
You hadn't given any indication that you had seen anything.
Which, ngl, I'm a little frustrated by in some aspects.
(I need stuff to work with)
@Graingy hey, just because I’m not as active as before, doesn’t mean I can’t see what you’re commenting
@Graingy aight
Eh, don't bother.
Since Guywhobuildsstuff is sidelined I doubt much will happen anyways.
I could use the prep time, anyhow.
@OrangeConnor2 I have no idea how long the war will take but don't worry, @Graingy already asked so I'll at least try to make the war as quick as possible
@TheUltimatePlaneLover The Men Who Build Stuff.
Pretty awful name, so that's why the acronym is preferred. I doubt I can convince the boss man to change it.
Anyhow, created by @Guywhobuildsstuff, though they're away for personal reasons, to steal car batteries from Eels. They're a raider faction.
I think.
Frankly, I have little actual knowledge on what we are, but they oppose the Eel Protectorate lead by Grain Guy (person who's been managing the Graingy account for over three years now since I left. Long story), and as the saying goes the enemy of my enemy is my friend. I hate Grain Guy.
Hate.
This little catfight you have here is diverting attention away from our advertising efforts. We need recruits, and this is getting in the way.
I see no manner in which we may speed its conclusion, so I shall refrain from any deliberate interference.
I would only ask that you conclude swiftly.
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG "Stonks are always the answer" Insert heavy artillery here
@TheUltimatePlaneLover pretty much, a perfect answer to any question >:3
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Does that mean I can also say a "Stonks are always the answer"
@TheUltimatePlaneLover you legit can say "FIRING A STONK OF MORTARS, SIR!!!"
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG dang...
stonk is an actual word, meaning "heavy artillery bombardment"... STONKS
I have no memory of that
@Graingy you called my Flying T-34 a "сука" but in English
Don't worry I'm not offended
But she is
No I literally do not remember
Remind me
@Graingy you know what you called her
@TheUltimatePlaneLover What did I call it?
later
@Randomplayer yessir
Random indeed.
@OrangeConnor2 It's better than what @Graingy called my Flying T-34