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Snowstone Gazette (17 Mar 2024)

8,436 SamuelJamesCastor  2 months ago

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SNC HQ struck by "ball from heaven"

The SNC HQ receives damage on its 5th floor windows and walls, costing them 16 million Snotones.
Eyewitnesses report that a "ball from heaven" fell down and strategically hit a corner, causing widespread damage. Investigators from the CID have reported that the ball was around the size of a basketball but it is still unknown how a basketball could cause that much damage.
We conducted a survey on the streets, and the results were rather disappointing:
•40% say it is due to divine intervention
•15% say that the eyewitnesses and investigators are hallucinating.
•10% say it is due to the fragility of the SNC HQ building.
•15% say it is due to the wrong targeting of the divine intervention.
•20% will wait for the results of the investigations before commenting

Gumpert and Conscibur strikes deal!

For the following days, the 2nd leading automobile manufacturer of Snowstone after Sobaka is planning to collaborate with Snowstone's leading automobile modification company after hearing reports that a space center will be built in Snowstone.
These two companies will work together to build all sorts of vehicles, focusing mainly on spacecraft and planes for various government agencies around the world.

"We actually celebrated it by sprinkling some wine on our favourite deity. If all goes well, we could break the stereotype that 'Snowstone cannot into space' and possibly serve as advisors to different nations in the field of manufacturing."
–Kim Soh Wan, Gumpert CEO

The collaboration will start its joint operations tomorrow.

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    @LunarEclipseSP
    "I'm not really sure about what the hell transpired here, the impact looked like it was intentional!"
    –Detective Constable [REDACTED] [REDACTED], SNC Special Branch

    +1 2 months ago
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    @DatTrainAndCarGuy19 I think this fellow is talking about the collaboration in the news.
    Hope this clears up any misunderstanding.

    2 months ago
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    @Julane20WCAirCo ?
    dude, we didn't even mention anything about you, and yet you're here anyways saying that you're in a "den full of angry tigers"

    2 months ago
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    @SomeSPGuyWhoLikesLore @SamuelJamesCastor
    "Okay that better have been an accident!"

    +1 2 months ago
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    LESS GOOOO

    +1 2 months ago
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    @Majakalona It had war with Wright, war with some gangsters, and probably a battle with some rioters at the government square

    +1 2 months ago
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    @Majakalona
    "Just blame the missile blasts on that outdated missile launcher. To this day, we still haven't figured out how it works"
    –Sgt [REDACTED], Snowstone National Constabulary

    +1 2 months ago
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    29.8k Omoriboy

    Finally...

    It's back!

    +1 2 months ago
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    31.9k Majakalona

    that ball was probably a bomb
    why are so many things happening in snowstone

    +1 2 months ago
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    31.9k Majakalona

    I only know snowstone as a evil military base
    MY HOT POCKET GOT BLOWN UP BY A MISSILE!!
    AND MY BALLOON! TWICE!
    and why evil? First there's those two things, and second the airport is known as avalanche airport but in the files it's Evil Airport

    +1 2 months ago
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    I blame LunarEclipse

    +1 2 months ago
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    26.0k Graingy

    Wait why am I here

    2 months ago
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    And finally...
    @Julane20WCAirCo

    +1 2 months ago
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    Some more honourable mentions
    @SomeSPGuyWhoLikesLore
    @Graingy
    @Monarchii

    2 months ago
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    More Honourable Mentions
    @WritersCrusadersAirCo
    @XAircraftManufacturer
    @RepublicOfCursedPlanes

    +1 2 months ago
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    Honourable Mentions
    @SPAircraftOfficial
    @DatMaluchGuy19
    @LunarEclipseSP

    2 months ago