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Snowstone holds record for the most number of cats in a country

Yes, you've read the headline right, we have craptons of cats. This time, the International Council for Nature held a press conference stated that over 65 million cats were in Snowstone.
"The cats in Snowstone are so healthy, because all residents assume that the cats look and act like their goddess, so they take great efforts to take care of them." -Demetrius Stierlitzowski, spokesperson for the International Council for Nature

The statement was echoed by the Minister for Tourism, Theophanie Sydtoria (Duchess for Melamatta).

Polish car recently worshipped

A Fiat 126 Maluch got worshipped by a group of 7 mechanics working for Balik-Awot Repair Centre. Soon it was treated the same way as how everyone treats the Baller.
"We proudly refer to it as a patron saint for mechanics, because for every time we receive jobs that are more than our capabilities, we just pat the car and soon deliveries for tools come rushing in." -Milly Lam Mei Li, mechanic for Balik-Awot Repair Centre
Followers held their first meeting at the repair centre and agreed on calling their new deity Saint Dat. The meeting was also attended by Ballerists who were curious about the new deity.
"We'd like to think of Saint Dat as someone who helps Her Holiness in making people do their best." -anonymous Ballerist