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Snowstone Gazette (27 Jun 2023)

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LEFANTCHI LOVE RIVALRY STILL GOING

Thanks to Johanna Stolensen (Member of the Snowstone Assembly for Jör Division), Commander Lucas Strongnut commenced the "Capture the Commissioner's Heart" games, with Commissioner Joseph Kai Yao Sip himself serving as a judge. Before the games, the would-be suitors, Isabella "The Enchantress" Rodriguez, Sophia "The Seducer" Blackwood, and Emily "The Sweetheart" Johnson, decided to tell every type of information the Lefantchi loyalists would call "extreme top secret" in exchange for witness protection.
The first game, known as the "Haha Paperwork Go Brrr", is being prepared. The rules are simple, according to MSA Stolensen. Whoever accomplishes getting an AM* driver's license with the least amount of time while immersing in the realities of getting licenses (like long lines, theoretical tests, and bribes) and doing the task in legal means will be declared the round's winner.
With the documents being printed at short notice, riots have been permanently halted due to loyalists being interested at the challenge (with most of them surrendering in exchange for witness protection). Updates of the games will be published by the Gazette.

ILLEGAL CAR MEET BUSTED

A tip-off led the SNC to an abandoned car park near the city centre, whick made the officers surprised, because it's the first case of illegal car meets in Snowstone.
The attendees, when they saw blue lights, scrambled and ran towards their illegally-modified cars. The act was futile, as officers rushed in and grabbed the people involved under half a second.
The persons involved will be given these following charges:
1. Failure to declare modifications to the Transport Corps
2. Failure to show required documents,
3. Failure to stop as directed by an officer,
4. Taking part in an unlawful assembly,
5. Breach of peace, and
6. Reckless driving
They will face 5 months imprisonment, 10 months being disqualified for driving any category of vehicles, and 10 months community service under the Transportation Act of 2020.

Weather

PROVIDED TO YOU BY THE SNOWSTONE METEOROLOGICAL SERVICE

Today is a bit windy with speeds of 10km/h. With cloudy skies, the temperature reached up to 20°C. Tomorrow, expect 25% of light rains.

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    *An AM category defines any 2-wheeled or 3-wheeled vehicles with a maximum design speed of over 25km/h but not more than 45km/h. It also includes light quad bikes with:
    •unladen mass of not more than 350kg (not including batteries if it’s an electric vehicle)
    •maximum design speed of over 25km/h but not more than 45km/h.

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    @RepublicOfCursedPlanes Everything is possible in Snowstone! They chase criminals here using sailboats.
    -The Editor in Chief of this gazette

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    @V anything is possible if you dream of it...

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    35.3k V

    @SamuelJamesCastor a tank can't hold a speed of 500 mph (800 kph) around corners

    10 months ago
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    @V A fighter jet?! We used to enforce speeding laws with tanks!
    -Sgt Theresa Alkonomia

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    @DatRoadTrainGuy19 Heard a story of the Krakabloan Public Protection Squad managing to outrun a speeder in their 1950s cruisers.
    Imagine being one of their drivers though. If I remember correctly, their cruisers are marked with "PP SQUAD" on the doors.
    -Sgt Theresa Alkonomia

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    @SamuelJamesCastor

    Ah, That Could Be Possible... Aside From The Jokes, Although Again, He Does Wreck Our Police Cruisers Like Its Made Of NOTHING, AND WE ARE STILL WONDERING HOW HE CAN DO ALL OF THAT IN A CORVETTE.

    -Philly Sönmankka, Now Somewhat Famous SPPD Officer

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    35.3k V

    Thankfully, I managed to escape the car meet. It's surprising how long they managed to keep up with my GP-1 (ignoring the fact that they decided to use a fighter jet to keep up)

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    @DatRoadTrainGuy19 Saw him doing sharp turns across the mountainside. Probably delivering tofu or something.
    -Sgt Theresa Alkonomia, officer of the SNC Transport Corps

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    Its Funny How In Snowstone, Its A Safe Haven That Even I, An Officer From Wright Want To Live In, But Over At Wright Airport, Oh God, There Is A Bozo That We Have Been Trying To Get But Failed Several Times While Doing So, Trust Me, We Have Tried But Failed Again And Again, AND AGAIN WHILE TRYING OUR ACTUAL BEST!

    -Philly Sönmankka Reading This Newspaper While Also Talking About This Particular Racer

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    Honourable Mentions
    @DatRoadTrainGuy19
    @SPAircraftOfficial
    @SheriffHackdogMCPE

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