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SON OF MAFIA BOSS CAUGHT EXTRACTING ELECTRICITY.

In what was called an outrageous move by the Snowstone Families Federation (a coordination center for crime groups, known as the Committee of Hundreds), a son of one of the mafia bosses got caught by the utility service for "dishonestly using electricity".
Alberto Shambargoni, son of Don Bolsacho Shambargoni, has been caught red-handed by SUS technicians when they saw him tinkering with his electric meter.
When questioned, he said it was a "shocking embarrassment" to be caught by a technician.
Pensache Colani, one of the four technicians that caught him doing so, told the press about what really happened.
"We were sipping our 10th bottle of morning vodka when we walked past this ladder. We turned around to see a guy who seems like he has taken more bottles than us!"
The suspect will be paying a hefty fine of Sn6500 and a 3 month disconnection.

TALK ABOUT RIOTING TO THE NEXT LEVEL

Protests similar to the Blue Glacial Park protests have spread across Snowstone like viruses.
In Dorvan Division, supporters of the Lefantchi Crime Family took an entire hotel hostage. A team of the hostage-takers have started pelting negotiators and HMSU officers with petrol bombs. The citizens outside, with unyielding determination, decided to borrow an SNC water cannon to start hosing down flying petrol bombs.
The citizens were given the Order of the Unyielding Tower for their actions. Meanwhile, the hostage takers, according to informants, have been scrambling around trying to find things to demand.
In Bostandino Division, several supporters are extremely irate at the Snowstone Fire and Rescue Service for hosing down a bonfire made to commemorate the founding of the Lefantchi Crime Family. Firefighters were pelted with snowballs while they were putting out a fire, leading to 1 casualty.

Weather

Today's weather has been marked with extreme clouds, with temperatures reaching 27°C. Tomorrow will be a sunny day, so prepare sunscreens and more.