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1,544 SuperSabre1945  2.4 years ago

There's this old game where you're teleported to an unfamiliar forest and must survive by building a house and a farm and make clothes by brutally slaughtering innocent cows with a sword and lacerating sheeps to make a bed for you to sleep in.

You progress in the game by causing deathly third-degree burns on your hands and create a dark, torus shaped monolith, you burn in hell upon entering the monolith.

You somehow come back out of it with a fiery artifact and create a floating stare which leads to a strange ring of staring pearls just like the one you have so you place the stare into the missing slot and get sent to a dark graveyard. You encounter the fascinating flying reptile and slit it's throat and explodes to nothing.

You then get sent into your home and become hungry and look at the cows and sheep intently.

Yes, I'm talking about minecraft.

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    7,192 Bellcat

    Did you know that...
    there’s a game where you are an AI an empty hangar that can create just about anything (except for high part count stuff) and pilot their finished product (just like Nemo from Ace Combat 3, but has in-built creative mode activated)? You can join challenges, summon your allies or your enemies, ride on top of aircraft carriers (and destroyers too), and even destroy the bridges! Woah, you can even post what you’ve made to simpleplanes.com, provided that you have an account and are not banned.
    Yes, I am talking about

    SIMPLEPLANES

    +2 2.4 years ago
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    16.5k FlirBlitz

    did you know that...
    there's a game where you are a homeless man in the wild who has only a rock and some trees. You must break the trees to get wood and more rock to make tool. then you make a table and make walls. After you make wall you can make the Outhouse. but tools are more important. so you find some big rock. You mine it to get iron and then make iron. Then you find more big rock. You mine it to get Mythril. Then you do it again and get Adamantine.
    Yes, I'm talking about

    MUCK

    +2 2.4 years ago
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    82.2k ReinMcDeer

    Did you know that...
    There's this game where you're a deranged aeronautical engineer in some strange, geographically unrealistic archipelago and go on a seemingly random quest do construct vehicles to do random challenges and dismantle the infrastructure and disturb the peace of the islands with record-breaking weapons of mass destruction?

    Not only that, but you are able to summon and fly aircrafts from the vehicular multiverse at will or upload your crafts to this multiverse, allowing the spread of your creations to strangers across the globe.

    Really weird game, don't know if you've heard of it.

    +4 2.4 years ago
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    Yes I experienced that.
    (To be honest I don't play minecraft anymore and I now frequently play simpleplanes, gta sa, car parking multiplayer, retro garage and world bus driving simulator)

    2.4 years ago
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    1,316 WormWithLegs

    I don't brutally slaughter innocent cows, I trap them in a tiny cage and mass inbreed them just to trap all of their babies in a room in which they live a great long malnourished life all until they ripen into cows a couple inches taller and are then subject to genocide in the form of a painful fiery death and then sent through a pipe all the way to my villager breeder where I shamelessly force thousands of people to breed against their will just to trap them and kill the ones that refuse to do cheap trading and labor, and proceed to trick, scam, and abuse the villagers by purposefully putting them in the way of undead brain-eating zombies just so the villagers to accept way lower than what the infinite number of cow hides being shipped my way are worth, just to unfairly obtain copious amounts of rare crystals from them to feed my never ending greed for deforestation and high quantities of material gain.

    +3 2.4 years ago
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    11.9k X99STRIKER

    @AWESOMENESS360 sad times…

    +1 2.4 years ago
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    @X99STRIKER when you befriend a squid and then never see it again

    +1 2.4 years ago
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    11.9k X99STRIKER

    @AWESOMENESS360 what do you mean unreasonably?

    2.4 years ago
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    You forgot the part where you get unreasonably attached to an animal and then name it

    +4 2.4 years ago
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    7,192 Bellcat

    The first time I see this, i thought it was Don’t Starve. XD

    +3 2.4 years ago
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    3,611 Dathcha

    As soon as you said slaughtering cows with a sword i knew it was minceraft

    +4 2.4 years ago
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    11.9k X99STRIKER

    This is the most accurate description of Minecraft I’ve seen in a long time.

    +4 2.4 years ago
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    49.7k BeastHunter

    And everyone wonders why I play SimplePlanes…

    +4 2.4 years ago