Somewhere in the skies over write isles...

Squad leader:”Commencing training battle”

Trainee 1:”got it”

Trainee 2:” rodger”

(Other various confirmations)

Trainee 1:”wait... We’re not the only ones here...”

Trainee 3:”what do you mean Red?”

Trainee 5:” I have 10 objects closing fast”

Trainee 2:”wait... where is the squad leader?”

Red:”I’m pretty su-“

Trainee 5:”evasive maneuvers NOW!”

Red:”engaging afterburners”

Trainee 4:”you know you can’t do that with your wings in the for-“

Red:”I KNOW THE RISK!”

Trainee 3:”I have two of them on my tail!”

Trainee 2:”I got you”

               The dogfight continues for two hours, until there is only two of the original six F-14’s left.

Trainee 2:”we need to get out of here!”

Red:”YOU WOULD THINK I WOULD NOTICE THAT!”

(Later, back at base)

Officer:”tell me what happened and why no one else is with you”

Red and trainee 2:”we have no clue”

Red:”all we know is that we were just about to start our final training session when one of us detected 10 objects coming in behi-“

Officer:”what exactly attacked you?”

Red and trainee 2:”we don’t know”