What are your nerdiest jokes? One of mine is:
Two chemists walk into a bar.
Chemist 1 (to the bartender): I’ll have some H2O please.
Chemist 2 (to the bartender): I’ll also have some water.
Chemist 1 walks away frustrated as his assassination attempt failed.
(You really need to know chemistry to get this)
@L3dg3ndary Perpendicular lines are so different. It's no wonder that they attract.
Lol @MrPorg137
Parallel lines have so much in common...
It's a shame that they'll never meet.
Two atoms were walking. Atom 1 fell and said "I think I lost an electron". Atom 2 asks "are you positive?"
Not too nerdy though