For those of you who follow my twitter or Reddit you may know I have a Bearded Dragon (M, 4 months old). Well here's some of the funnier things he's done.
Thrown himself off the kitchen counter
Thrown himself into the kitchen sink
Dug his substrate like a * Tarantula
Thrown himself onto the living room floor
Ran under my bed
Ran under my table
Pooped on me
Pooped on my bed
Smeared poop on my mother
Thrown himself onto my dog
Thrown himself off my dog
Bit my dad
Ripped a locust in half
And he became addicted to a dead Thomas the tank engine spinoff from the late 80's.
I've only had him for 3 weeks. Help.