17.8k jsaret Comments

  • Progress update on a enormous project need opinion! 9.1 years ago

    @Warbrine very much.

  • Im so happy! 9.1 years ago

    @Manboy you have 9 points too many for 2 345!

  • Im so happy! 9.1 years ago

    Happy is good! Any reason in particular so we can maybe share in your happiness?

  • I should be a detective! 9.1 years ago

    I'd like to know what dirt you can dig up on me.

  • Lights. (Suggestion) 9.1 years ago

    @Flightsonic it's not. It's GMT. Devs are based in MST (mountain time) or GMT -6:00. Either way, I don't think it's going to be a midnight release.

  • Lights. (Suggestion) 9.1 years ago

    We might literally see this tomorrow. That's when the update is scheduled, but I'm not affiliated with Jundroo so I can't promise anything.

  • ARE YOU SERIOUS????? 9.1 years ago

    @Thefalloutplayr oh wow it's been ages since I've seen limited internet. Time Warner offers unlimited on even its most basic of packages - 3Mbps for $15/mo

  • ARE YOU SERIOUS????? 9.1 years ago

    @iiRazor lol same

  • ARE YOU SERIOUS????? 9.1 years ago

    @Thefalloutplayr no way it's 50. Part of my extended family is scattered around the States, and we have 6 phone lines with unlimited talk/text with 20GB to share. $320/mo. 50 is ridiculous. AT&T (our carrier) offers 50GB for like $600 or something.

  • The hunt for unrecognized players 9.1 years ago

    Wow. I should really look around more. I recognize exactly 0 of those people. D:

  • ARE YOU SERIOUS????? 9.1 years ago

    @Thefalloutplayr what carrier gives you 50GBs per month? How much does that cost? After how many GBs do they cut the speed?

  • I feel obligated 9.1 years ago

    @Warbrine I'm more talking about how people make posts like "GOT 65 FOLLOWERS TODAY!!1." I'd definitely be in favor of seeing who my followers are.

  • Help from the DEVs please 9.1 years ago

    @Flightsonic you betcha

  • Help from the DEVs please 9.1 years ago

    @Flightsonic tried it, it works but must be changed every time, as it auto-redirects.


    I have this problem as well. Log in, and refreshing thereafter usually works.
    iPhone 6s iOS 9.3.1

  • How to use the follower system incorrectly 9.1 years ago

    Many people seem to call these "dud followers" or something similar. Back when I was mid-silver, I had ~10 followers and would usually get 2 consistent upvotes. The other 2 (on average) were from different people.
    I now have 25 followers but still maybe 3 or 4 consistent upvotes. Some players would think that's an awful ratio, I think it's just fine, I don't care if someone follows me, upvotes me, or whatever. I'm just glad if even one person saw my plane and enjoyed it.

  • I feel obligated 9.1 years ago

    @PINK fair enough.

  • How smooth does SimplePlanes run on your device? 9.1 years ago

    @ValtsuAircraftIndustries

    ¿

  • How smooth does SimplePlanes run on your device? 9.1 years ago

    @JovianPat yeah. Bought the pack from Adamanta for $117 or so. Memory is super cheap right now.

  • How smooth does SimplePlanes run on your device? 9.1 years ago

    SP runs just dandy on my computer:
    Late 2015 iMac 27" Retina 5K
    Mac OSX 10.11.4 (I think)
    Intel Core i5 @ 3.2GHz
    AMD Radeon R9 M390 2048MB
    32GB DDR3 SDRAM @ 1867MHz
    1TB "Fusion Drive" (24GB of Flash + 1TB SATA drive, trust me, the speed boost is like flash 85% of the time for $1 000 less.)

    Got it at the beginning of the month. It runs on all high settings all the time. (Including anti-aliasing, which I rarely use because then it looks a bit blurry)

    Lag is non-noticeable up to 1 300 parts, then it gets really bad, really fast.

  • I know ill fail :( 9.1 years ago

    LOL

  • Smallest Glider/Plane 9.1 years ago

    jsaret's famous guide (that totally, definitely wasn't written on the spot) on whether or not a conglomeration of parts is an "airplane:"
    If the aforementioned conglomeration meets these one (1) standards, then jsaret considers it a plane, officially.
    1. It flies, as in, doesn't just drop straight down. Can be powered by gravity or petrol.

  • Check out this string of Successors/Copies 9.1 years ago

    Hold up... the last one in the chain (the one if you keep clicking on predecessor, all the way down the line) is "posted 11 months ago," the one just above it is "posted one year ago"
    Can someone tell me how that temporal paradox works?

  • That moment when 9.1 years ago

    Like me? Quality over quantity, friend
    jk, jk.

  • What does your username mean? 9.1 years ago

    @Tully2001 you remind me of the Tully's Cafe on Fillmore street in SF I would frequent after grade school, back in the early naughts.

  • Racing challenge 9.1 years ago

    I'll submit one of the original Heeps, if you don't mind. link

  • What does your username mean? 9.1 years ago

    @AchillesDeath I played Poptropica. A really long time ago. It was pretty cool at the time. Almost as cool as a Nintendo DS Lite.

  • What does your username mean? 9.1 years ago

    @t8erh8er what's your opinion on YouPotatoes?

  • THE SEPTICEYE 180 9.1 years ago

    I'm sorry, couldn't resist the temptation LOL

  • THE SEPTICEYE 180 9.1 years ago

    Hello, and welcome to SimplePlanes!
    The creators of this game and the owners of this site have created some rules in regard to naming planes for YouTubers or the like.

    Thanks and welcome again to SimplePlanes!
    ~jsaret

  • What does your username mean? 9.1 years ago

    Meant to comment earlier but class began and like a good student I put my phone away.


    My username is related to my name. My father shares "jsaret" with me so if you see a jsaret around it might be him, or it might be me.

  • Alternate accounts report 9.1 years ago

    Painter, while slightly spammy, seems friendly enough. Interesting though.…

  • Ultimate hybrid 9.1 years ago

    @Warbrine LOL that's why I'm here!

  • sorry 9.1 years ago

    @QuantumSandwich nice! I'm studying physics at UCLA. When are you going to graduate?

  • sorry 9.1 years ago

    ah, what are you studying?

  • About the April fools joke the Devs and mods pulled off 9.1 years ago

    I don't think the mods had anything to do with that prank.

  • sorry 9.1 years ago

    Which university?

  • Where are you from? 9.1 years ago

    I'm from LA, CA. I'd rather not say my age (I promise I'm not under 13 ^_^)

  • Where are you from? 9.1 years ago

    @SalemASaberhagen and everyone else: Mods have no fear of banning users under 13

  • Fiter J IITiv 9.1 years ago

    @Solarisaircraft @ShatterFox correct. You can't shoot while accelerating on the runway, and you have to apply full pitch while firing to not die.

  • Question 9.1 years ago

    @SimpleTechAndResearch a quick lesson from the classroom of my Logic professor (yes this is a class I took for General Education once upon a time): there exists one which is not does not imply all are not. Therefore your face is a fallacy.

  • Question 9.1 years ago

    @SimpleTechAndResearch how can you be sure that no one ever has been to this place that I've never heard of?

  • Fiter J IITiv 9.1 years ago

    @AeroEngineering yah. On the J IIT you'd catch up to them and they'd take the tail off. Now they'll just fly back into the gun, and destroy the nose, engine, and you.

  • I might try to make my own app! 9.1 years ago

    Definitely a forums* app.


    *please don't steal our logins

  • A cool sub assembly for you to use! 9.1 years ago

    yeh is rite, it's vereh smexy

  • After hours of hard work I present to all of you..... 9.1 years ago

    @Warbrine RIP anything that's not a 💻 or 🖥 LOL

  • Guess What?!!! 9.1 years ago

    @PlanesAndThings LOL

  • Bob the ballistic missile 9.1 years ago

    *ballistic
    also y u nightmare me

  • Guess What?!!! 9.1 years ago

    @PlanesAndThings you pulled a troll but you couldn't even spell it right LOL

  • Experiment 9.1 years ago

    I can't even.